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RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
February 28, 2014 at 10:08 pm
(February 28, 2014 at 5:14 pm)Mr. Moncrieff Wrote: Has he converted someone yet?
FFS.
I found God.
Really.
I just removed my brain and there he was.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
February 28, 2014 at 10:09 pm
(February 28, 2014 at 12:25 pm)Mothonis_Cathicgal Wrote: to the op .even i the humblest atheist on this forum could destroy your arguements.
He has arguments?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
March 1, 2014 at 1:00 am
(February 27, 2014 at 7:15 pm)JesusLover1 Wrote: Why do guys want to end Christanity?
A lot of atheists don't wish to "end Christianity" in the manner that you're probably thinking. Personally, as an anti-theist, I would love for the current religions to go the way of Greek/Norse mythology through peaceful discourse, and for no other religions to rise up in their place.
(February 27, 2014 at 7:15 pm)JesusLover1 Wrote: Maybe people used it for evil in the old days, but besides gay marriage (which is basically arguing over a title of two people's union) Christianity doesn't opress anyone.
What world do you live in child?
(February 27, 2014 at 7:15 pm)JesusLover1 Wrote: The only religion that cause suffering in the world these days is Islam, they have a verse in their book that says to kill all infedels!!!
... Are you delusional? Your book says the same goddamn thing.
(You bet your ass that pun was intended)
"If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers; Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you ... Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die." -- Dt.13:6-10
P.S- Take your proselytizing and shove it waaaaaayyyy up in your ass, ok?
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RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
March 1, 2014 at 1:09 am
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Is this whole thread just a long drawn-out way of saying JL's never leaving?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
March 1, 2014 at 1:31 am
(March 1, 2014 at 1:09 am)Stimbo Wrote: Is this whole thread just a long drawn-out way of saying JL's never leaving?
Basically.
(September 17, 2015 at 4:04 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: I make change in the coin tendered. If you want courteous treatment, behave courteously. Preaching at me and calling me immoral is not courteous behavior.
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RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
March 1, 2014 at 3:34 am
If we ignore him, he might go away.
Although Christianity hasn't taken the hint in 2,000 years...
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RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
March 1, 2014 at 3:50 am
(March 1, 2014 at 1:09 am)Stimbo Wrote: Is this whole thread just a long drawn-out way of saying JL's never leaving?
My thought exactly, but that's ok. The proselytizing will stop...
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RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
March 1, 2014 at 4:11 am
(March 1, 2014 at 3:34 am)Mr. Moncrieff Wrote: If we ignore him, he might go away.
Although Christianity hasn't taken the hint in 2,000 years...
It's been hard to ignore...
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
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RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
March 1, 2014 at 4:19 am
(March 1, 2014 at 4:11 am)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: (March 1, 2014 at 3:34 am)Mr. Moncrieff Wrote: If we ignore him, he might go away.
Although Christianity hasn't taken the hint in 2,000 years...
It's been hard to ignore...
It is rather zealous in its pretentious affirmation of itself...
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RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
March 1, 2014 at 5:38 pm
Unfortunately, ignoring this stuff's about as likely to make it go away as it would an outbreak of fleas. And just like any irritant it's unavoidable to keep scratching.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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