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RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes?
March 11, 2014 at 1:03 pm
Nothing. And I love it when people get offended and ask why I didn't say "Bless you." Maybe because you're the one that should apologize for causing the disturbance, not me.
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RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes?
March 11, 2014 at 1:06 pm
I say bless you but it's more of a cultural habit than anything else
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RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes?
March 11, 2014 at 1:12 pm
My wife has sneezing fits that usually run into double-digits. I usually sit there until she stops and then say "you're scaring the dogs."
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RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes?
March 11, 2014 at 1:24 pm
How about.
"you seem to be suffering some sort of allergic reaction or rhinovirus. I hope that your immune system is sufficiently well evolved and working well enough to be able to fight any infection you may have. Now get that shit out of my face, leper""
Or is" hope" a bit woolly
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Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes?
March 11, 2014 at 2:01 pm
Nothing.
Why should an expulsion of air from your nose and mouth caused by a nasal irritation warrant acknowledgement by others when no such similar acknowledgement is given for coughing, and farting is generally so embarrassing its ignored by everyone unless it's particularly foul-smelling and lingers? (In which case farting generally induces immature giggles and lewd remarks.)
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
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RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes?
March 11, 2014 at 2:05 pm
I say Gesundheit! But then, I'm german, so I'm expected to say that and thus avoid this bit of every day atheistic awkwardness...
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RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes?
March 11, 2014 at 2:05 pm
"I hope you're going to clean that up?"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes?
March 11, 2014 at 2:06 pm
gazunheit.. or however you spell it.. might be german the way i spelt it
I hate the bible. I love that do as thy whilst stuff.
