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Does your god read?

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Does your god read?
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Does your god read?
April 1, 2014 at 10:37 pm (This post was last modified: April 1, 2014 at 10:40 pm by Cinjin.)
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RE: Does your god read?
April 1, 2014 at 10:56 pm (This post was last modified: April 1, 2014 at 10:57 pm by tor.)
Not only does he read emails but he knows all thoughts and actions of people who will ever live before they were born.
He doesn't smite people cause he got hell for punishment Big Grin
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RE: Does your god read?
April 1, 2014 at 11:27 pm
My imaginary friend is ThunderCunt... yes...
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RE: Does your god read?
April 1, 2014 at 11:36 pm
Are you saying that the NSA is god?
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RE: Does your god read?
April 1, 2014 at 11:38 pm
(April 1, 2014 at 11:36 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Are you saying that the NSA is god?

The NSA believes so. Undecided
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RE: Does your god read?
April 1, 2014 at 11:50 pm
Pssh no... Google is Skynet is god... everyone knows that Wink
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RE: Does your god read?
April 2, 2014 at 2:11 am
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RE: Does your god read?
April 2, 2014 at 3:27 am
The question is - if you are watching that hard-core porn site is he watching it too?

If you are jacking off.....the coming of the Lord?

Oh - and its not just you and Min that are due for some smiting - I committed the unforgivable sin of denying the Holy Ghost just a couple of weeks ago on this site.

Still here....
Kuusi palaa, ja on viimeinen kerta kun annan vaimoni laittaa jouluvalot!
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RE: Does your god read?
April 2, 2014 at 6:47 am
Yep. Big Grin

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RE: Does your god read?
April 2, 2014 at 7:35 am
I have never been more in love with Gwyneth (sp?) Paltrow...

This last episode of glee...

Her as Holly Holiday, singing "Party All the Time" singing about herself as Holly Holliday, making that song AWESOME... *sigh* I just want to TAKE her... ya know?
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