Does your god read?

[Cinjin]

You christians believe that your god is everywhere. Essentially, he sees all and knows all.


Does your god read the internet? Because here are some statistics that your god has to keep up with.

144 billion – Total email traffic per day worldwide.
634 million – Number of websites
59.4 million – Number of WordPress sites around the world.
3.5 billion – Number of webpages run by WordPress viewed each month.
37 billion – Number of pageviews for Reddit.com in 2012.
2.7 billion – Number of likes on Facebook every day.
6.7 billion – Number of mobile subscriptions

I mean seriously. How can anyone be so stupid to think that your god is sitting on the shoulders of billions of people reading trillions of digital conversations. It seems obvious to me that your god would've long since smited me and Min for the shit we write about his son/split personality on a daily basis.

Basically, where is your fucking god?!?! Where is this all-powerful, all-knowing scary-ass mother fucker? Is he illiterate? Does he speak English? Because the shit I've been writing isn't exactly flattering. Anyone? Where is your limp-dick pathetic excuse for a god?
Is he reading this? Is there WI-FI in heaven? At the very least does god have dial-up?

God is everywhere, reading trillions of posts, emails and messages. What a goddamn joke.

[tor]

Not only does he read emails but he knows all thoughts and actions of people who will ever live before they were born.
He doesn't smite people cause he got hell for punishment

[My imaginary friend is GOD]

My imaginary friend is ThunderCunt... yes...

[Minimalist]

Are you saying that the NSA is god?

[Cinjin]

Are you saying that the NSA is god?

The NSA believes so.

[My imaginary friend is GOD]

Pssh no... Google is Skynet is god... everyone knows that

[Wyrd of Gawd]

You christians believe that your god is everywhere. Essentially, he sees all and knows all.


Does your god read the internet? Because here are some statistics that your god has to keep up with.

144 billion – Total email traffic per day worldwide.
634 million – Number of websites
59.4 million – Number of WordPress sites around the world.
3.5 billion – Number of webpages run by WordPress viewed each month.
37 billion – Number of pageviews for Reddit.com in 2012.
2.7 billion – Number of likes on Facebook every day.
6.7 billion – Number of mobile subscriptions

I mean seriously. How can anyone be so stupid to think that your god is sitting on the shoulders of billions of people reading trillions of digital conversations. It seems obvious to me that your god would've long since smited me and Min for the shit we write about his son/split personality on a daily basis.

Basically, where is your fucking god?!?! Where is this all-powerful, all-knowing scary-ass mother fucker? Is he illiterate? Does he speak English? Because the shit I've been writing isn't exactly flattering. Anyone? Where is your limp-dick pathetic excuse for a god?
Is he reading this? Is there WI-FI in heaven? At the very least does god have dial-up?

God is everywhere, reading trillions of posts, emails and messages. What a goddamn joke.

The guys at the NSA keep track of all of that stuff everyday.

[max-greece]

The question is - if you are watching that hard-core porn site is he watching it too?

If you are jacking off.....the coming of the Lord?

Oh - and its not just you and Min that are due for some smiting - I committed the unforgivable sin of denying the Holy Ghost just a couple of weeks ago on this site.

Still here....

[houseofcantor]

Yep.

[My imaginary friend is GOD]

I have never been more in love with Gwyneth (sp?) Paltrow...

This last episode of glee...

Her as Holly Holiday, singing "Party All the Time" singing about herself as Holly Holliday, making that song AWESOME... *sigh* I just want to TAKE her... ya know?