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Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
July 22, 2015 at 1:10 pm
It's been.....resurrected.


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RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
July 22, 2015 at 1:10 pm
(July 22, 2015 at 1:05 pm)CapnAwesome Wrote: I think that this joke is about 10 years too late at this point.

Nah, it still annoys the hell out of the religious folks, putting their vaunted Jesus/Allah/Yahweh on the same silly, absurd level as the FSM.

This is a parody with legs baby! Legs!
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RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
July 22, 2015 at 1:13 pm
(July 22, 2015 at 1:10 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote:
(July 22, 2015 at 1:05 pm)CapnAwesome Wrote: I think that this joke is about 10 years too late at this point.

Nah, it still annoys the hell out of the religious folks, putting their vaunted Jesus/Allah/Yahweh on the same silly, absurd level as the FSM.

This is a parody with legs baby! Legs!

Shouldn't it be a parody with tentacles?
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RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
July 22, 2015 at 1:23 pm
(July 22, 2015 at 1:13 pm)CapnAwesome Wrote:
(July 22, 2015 at 1:10 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: Nah, it still annoys the hell out of the religious folks, putting their vaunted Jesus/Allah/Yahweh on the same silly, absurd level as the FSM.

This is a parody with legs baby! Legs!

Shouldn't it be a parody with tentacles?

Damn! I hate it when a comedy opportunity escapes my noodly grasp!
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RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
July 22, 2015 at 1:40 pm
(July 22, 2015 at 1:13 pm)CapnAwesome Wrote:
(July 22, 2015 at 1:10 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: Nah, it still annoys the hell out of the religious folks, putting their vaunted Jesus/Allah/Yahweh on the same silly, absurd level as the FSM.

This is a parody with legs baby! Legs!

Shouldn't it be a parody with tentacles?

We call them 'oysters' around here.  Wait.  Is that a "s" or an "n".  Never mind.
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RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
July 22, 2015 at 5:50 pm (This post was last modified: July 22, 2015 at 5:51 pm by Mystic.)
By the name of God, the Compassionate, the Merciful say he is God, one.
God is Hollow.
He begets not, nor is begotten.
And there is none that is his match.
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RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
July 22, 2015 at 5:55 pm
(July 22, 2015 at 5:50 pm)MysticKnight Wrote: By the name of God, the Compassionate, the Merciful say he is God, one.
God is Hollow.
He begets not, nor is begotten.
And there is none that is his match.

Repent, MysticKnight, and give yourself over to the ways of Pastafarianism. It is never too late.
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RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
July 22, 2015 at 5:57 pm
(July 22, 2015 at 5:50 pm)MysticKnight Wrote: By the name of God, the Compassionate, the Merciful say he is God, one.
God is Hollow.
He begets not, nor is begotten.
And there is none that is his match.

The FSM would kick Allah's ass in a dark alley. Or a brightly lit street.

Any place any time Allah! You call it!

The FSM is waiting patiently...
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RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
July 22, 2015 at 6:05 pm
(July 22, 2015 at 5:57 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote:
(July 22, 2015 at 5:50 pm)MysticKnight Wrote: By the name of God, the Compassionate, the Merciful say he is God, one.
God is Hollow.
He begets not, nor is begotten.
And there is none that is his match.

The FSM would kick Allah's ass in a dark alley. Or a brightly lit street.

Any place any time Allah! You call it!

The FSM is waiting patiently...
How would it do that when it's not one and hollow (sheer existence), but consists of multiplicity, and hence is not ultimate life and it's power is not ultimate perfection. Clearly God would destroy FSM with no problem.
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RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
July 22, 2015 at 10:06 pm
(July 22, 2015 at 6:05 pm)MysticKnight Wrote:
(July 22, 2015 at 5:57 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: The FSM would kick Allah's ass in a dark alley. Or a brightly lit street.

Any place any time Allah! You call it!

The FSM is waiting patiently...
How would it do that when it's not one and hollow (sheer existence), but consists of multiplicity, and hence is not ultimate life and it's power is not ultimate perfection. Clearly God would destroy FSM with no problem.

God wouldn't do that to the poor flying spaghetti monster. He's secretly a muslim.
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