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Dumb Fuck Creatard Insists Dinosaurs Were On the Fucking Ark
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RE: Dumb Fuck Creatard Insists Dinosaurs Were On the Fucking Ark
(April 19, 2014 at 9:10 am)professor Wrote: All evidence for dinosaurs interacting with us has been censored, removed or destroyed, from public view-especially in the US.
Before 1841 dinosaurs were called "Dragons".
Evidence like, cave paintings, scads of figurines of dinosaurs in South America, dug up in the recent past, ancient stones with figures of dinosaurs (one with a man riding on a triceratops), reports of encounters by explorers in the historic past, a representation of a triceratops on the wall of a temple in the East known to be hundreds of years old(I think it was Thailand).
Then we have the Chinese zodiac. One dinosaur is pictured with the regular animals on it. Wonder why?

Finally, the red dinosaur tissues found recently (3 or 4 different occasions) and instead of admitting the dates of millions of years are bogus- they can only exclaim- "Amazing". Knowing full well their millions of years is an impossible contradiction of the known law of decay.

Apparently, lying, fudging data, swallowing fake ape to man linkages, and hiding contrary evidence is all in a day's work for the contemporary experts.

If you find some antiquity buried in your backyard, you are required to notify authorities and a team from the Smithsonian will arrive, haul you goodie away, and if it is contrary to the popular myth, it will never be seen again.
Probably it will be stored at the bottom of the Atlantic ocean.

Wow!

People always say context is important. I will have to remember this when reading all of your future posts.
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#42
RE: Dumb Fuck Creatard Insists Dinosaurs Were On the Fucking Ark
Dinosaurs are not on the ark as we all know. But what do creationist say that show dinosaurs were on the ark? Well I will explain.


First and foremost is the dinosaurs a dragons excuse. First evidence that disproves this is the early depiction of dragons. Like these.

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Now compare these pictures to those of dinosaurs.

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Said dragons look more like lizards and a mixture of extant animals than they do dinosaurs.

Others like to point out statues of other beast to prove their point, but lets take a look.

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Here is the picture of a sauropod.

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The long neck and tail make it look like one but look at the head. The head looks like the head of a lion.

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Also that art found that looks as if they drew influence from a sauropod was from Mesopotamia. What makes it worst is that no sauropod fossils were yet to be found there.

Another evidence for this is behemoth. Like the dragons lets look what behemoth was depicted as before the creationist movement.

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Take a look at what behemoth did look like before creationist movement.
However the animal is said by creationist to be a sauropod. So even though it was a sauropod for years behemoth was thought of as hippo or bos like creature, but then it changed into a sauropod after realizing that unless they want they bible to not know something they have to make up something. So behemoth even without knowing that behemoth ate grass and could lay under a tree, the early depictions of this legendary monster was more of a mammal like a hippo or cattle. So that is out.

So if dinosaurs didn't exist in the bible then what indication do we have that they were on the ark? One can say they existed anyway, but there is no evidence they existed with humans. Another can say conspiracy but that is actually a intellectual cop out. Instead of coinciding that you have no evidence and that your claim may be wrong, you use conspiracy in order to keep you belief despite evidence. They can claim satan but they will need evidence that satan was there to plant evidence(or lack there of).

Point no dinosaurs on the ark, for there is no evidence for it. The absence of evidence is the evidence of absence, and claims that can be made without evidence can be dismissed without evidence.
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#43
RE: Dumb Fuck Creatard Insists Dinosaurs Were On the Fucking Ark
(April 19, 2014 at 9:10 am)professor Wrote: All evidence for dinosaurs interacting with us has been censored, removed or destroyed, from public view-especially in the US.
Before 1841 dinosaurs were called "Dragons".
Evidence like, cave paintings, scads of figurines of dinosaurs in South America, dug up in the recent past, ancient stones with figures of dinosaurs (one with a man riding on a triceratops), reports of encounters by explorers in the historic past, a representation of a triceratops on the wall of a temple in the East known to be hundreds of years old(I think it was Thailand).
Then we have the Chinese zodiac. One dinosaur is pictured with the regular animals on it. Wonder why?

Finally, the red dinosaur tissues found recently (3 or 4 different occasions) and instead of admitting the dates of millions of years are bogus- they can only exclaim- "Amazing". Knowing full well their millions of years is an impossible contradiction of the known law of decay.

Apparently, lying, fudging data, swallowing fake ape to man linkages, and hiding contrary evidence is all in a day's work for the contemporary experts.

If you find some antiquity buried in your backyard, you are required to notify authorities and a team from the Smithsonian will arrive, haul you goodie away, and if it is contrary to the popular myth, it will never be seen again.
Probably it will be stored at the bottom of the Atlantic ocean.



I will quote YOU - to refer to your statements

Apparently, lying, fudging data, swallowing fake ape to man linkages, and hiding contrary evidence is all in a day's work for the contemporary experts

It seems that there is a major worldwide conspiracy - among western countries and the USA - almost all of which are still run by THEIST politicians - to support the argument against religion by scientists who request PROOF and actual artifacts.

The problem is - your argument is stupid - because you are saying that the religious politicians who run these countries are conspiring with scientists to the detriment of their own beliefs.
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#44
RE: Dumb Fuck Creatard Insists Dinosaurs Were On the Fucking Ark
We are sharing a planet with utter, utter maniacs and we are outnumbered on a massive scale.
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#45
RE: Dumb Fuck Creatard Insists Dinosaurs Were On the Fucking Ark
The reality is that politicians will say anything to get elected.
The current president is a perfect example.
His core beliefs have come out by now.

Because the US is predominantly considered Christian- a Muslim going for that office proclaims thru lying teeth that he is a Christian, and the stupid, spiritually asleep and blind Christians believe and vote for him.

Tons of government money pours into every conceivable avenue of learning and research.
Government is secular. Secular with an agenda.
Who is it that sits on the top of the pyramid on the Dollar bill?
It ain't us.

No worker for the Smithsonian wants to rock the system.
Government pensions are the golden goose (so far).

We see what happens to whistle blowers involved in government.

Now put yourself in the position of a researcher.
If you go outside of the popular culture (hmm, I notice the word- "Cult" right in there in culture)- you enter outer darkness.
No one wants that.
So the game is played, over and over and over.

You know, I did think of something else.
If alligator and crocks didn't live in swamps, they too would have been totally killed off long ago, and would currently be listed as dinosaurs that lived millions of years ago.
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#46
RE: Dumb Fuck Creatard Insists Dinosaurs Were On the Fucking Ark
Do yourself(and us) a favor and google "secularism" before you make an even bigger ass of yourself, you looney toon.

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Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#47
Dumb Fuck Creatard Insists Dinosaurs Were On the Fucking Ark
(April 25, 2014 at 10:14 pm)professor Wrote: The reality is that politicians will say anything to get elected.

Including pandering to silly Christians.


(April 25, 2014 at 10:14 pm)professor Wrote: The current president is a perfect example.
His core beliefs have come out by now.

Yes, he's a Marxist totalitarian feminist super-Nazi here to destroy the White race from Uganda and Hawaii. We get that.


(April 25, 2014 at 10:14 pm)professor Wrote: Because the US is predominantly considered Christian-

Citation needed, even the founding fathers disagree with you.


(April 25, 2014 at 10:14 pm)professor Wrote: a Muslim going for that office proclaims thru lying teeth that he is a Christian,

Citation needed

(April 25, 2014 at 10:14 pm)professor Wrote: and the stupid, spiritually asleep and blind Christians

No citation needed


(April 25, 2014 at 10:14 pm)professor Wrote: believe and vote for him.

Perhaps a brush-up on critical thinking and logic is in order then.


(April 25, 2014 at 10:14 pm)professor Wrote: Tons of government money pours into every conceivable avenue of learning and research.

The horror! You mean we might be spending slightly more on education?! [Image: ena9e7u8.jpg]

Stop the madness, people! We need bombs! This 4.63% spending on education is an OUTRAGE!

(April 25, 2014 at 10:14 pm)professor Wrote: Government is secular.
Citation needed. It's supposed to be.

(April 25, 2014 at 10:14 pm)professor Wrote: Secular with an agenda.

Is it the Gays, or the Lizard People?


(April 25, 2014 at 10:14 pm)professor Wrote: Who is it that sits on the top of the pyramid on the Dollar bill?
It ain't us./quote]

Horus? Citations needed.

[quote='professor' pid='657210' dateline='1398478497']No worker for the Smithsonian wants to rock the system.
Government pensions are the golden goose (so far).

Yes, we know: the Smithsonian comes in with black helicopters, SWAT, and kidnaps people who dig up things in their backyard. You've covered this. Big conspiracy.

(April 25, 2014 at 10:14 pm)professor Wrote: We see what happens to whistle blowers involved in government.

Citation needed?

(April 25, 2014 at 10:14 pm)professor Wrote: Now put yourself in the position of a researcher.
I wish you would. I don't think you know what that word means.


(April 25, 2014 at 10:14 pm)professor Wrote: If you go outside of the popular culture (hmm, I notice the word- "Cult" right in there in culture)- you enter outer darkness.
No one wants that.
So the game is played, over and over and over.

Citations and points needed.


(April 25, 2014 at 10:14 pm)professor Wrote: You know, I did think of something else.
If alligator and crocks didn't live in swamps, they too would have been totally killed off long ago, and would currently be listed as dinosaurs that lived millions of years ago.

Oh, really?

Quote:BANGKOK -- A new species of crocodile that lived 100 million years ago has been identified from a fossil found in Thailand, researchers said Thursday.

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/11/2...-thailand/

Not even Fox News agrees with you.
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#48
RE: Dumb Fuck Creatard Insists Dinosaurs Were On the Fucking Ark
A summation of "professor's" entire contribution to this thread, and potentially beyond: "My freewheeling, ignorant assertions are just as valid as your carefully thought out, evidence based statements, because they came out of my mind and not yours."

Dude, would you at least fucking attempt to sound like you don't write your posts while standing on a street corner wearing a cardboard sign and shrieking?
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#49
RE: Dumb Fuck Creatard Insists Dinosaurs Were On the Fucking Ark
I doubt anyone will take this statement or ideology seriously but here it goes

Walk into a tattoo shop, typically they have oodles of pictures of work they drew for customers and what not, now some of the stuff is crazy out there, creatures like you would not believe. It shows that the power of the human mind to create such things is vast beyond measure. Some of the pictures of hell are based on imagination driven by fear, animal pictures of strange creatures could possibly just imagination, hell we have pictures of unicorns does this mean in 10 million years people will be debating as to whether we had unicorns? We have pictures of them in realistic nature so why would they not?
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#50
RE: Dumb Fuck Creatard Insists Dinosaurs Were On the Fucking Ark
(April 25, 2014 at 10:22 pm)Faith No More Wrote: Do yourself(and us) a favor and google "secularism" before you make an even bigger ass of yourself, you looney toon.

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Too late.
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