Do you think Virgin Mary was hot?

[BrokenQuill92]

It has already been established that god gets off on sado- masochism, but....

Does he do anal?

And if so, will he be into anal beads?

Enquiring minds want to know.

I think the Catholics call them prayer beads.

Is it cuz ppl always yell "O God!" when using them?

[Bob Kelso]

I think the Catholics call them prayer beads.

Is it cuz ppl always yell "O God!" when using them?

Unfortunate altar boys usually.

[BrokenQuill92]

Is it cuz ppl always yell "O God!" when using them?

Unfortunate altar boys usually.

Oh. *sad face*

[psychoslice]

She could have been an ugly hage, no one knows how she looked, if she was really that is which I don't believe she was.

[Rampant.A.I.]

Is a Hage like a Doge?

[psychoslice]

Yes yes, that's how I picture her, good resemblance.

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Ye4s yes, that's how I picture her, good resemblance.

[MJ the Skeptical]

No pic in the OP? I am disappoint...This is the best pic I could find of her.

8/10, would hit that and make Jesus Jr.

[Losty]

If I ask a question to christians they either gonna say: How dare you think that about the mother of our lord
or say the usual that the virgin Mary was beautiful, and pure and full of grace. But let's be honest that's not
what I'm asking.

I don't want to hear the people has different tastes talk. I'm not asking you if you would love or marry her.
The question is very simple.

Do you think Virgin Mary was hot? If you see her today you would feel attracted to her?

Because of her personality? or Because of her appearance? Lust is a very part of our thinking after all. And what if she
wasn't attractive don't you think that describing her as something that she wasn't is an insult to her?
Because let's not forget the fact that christians always pic beautiful women representations for the virgin Mary.
But that can't be considered evidence. After all for them everything that is holy is beautiful.

Let's face it this is the last question you will ever see being discussed in a church.

Do you have a picture of her? I don't know what he looked like.

[Wyrd of Gawd]

If I ask a question to christians they either gonna say: How dare you think that about the mother of our lord
or say the usual that the virgin Mary was beautiful, and pure and full of grace. But let's be honest that's not
what I'm asking.

I don't want to hear the people has different tastes talk. I'm not asking you if you would love or marry her.
The question is very simple.

Do you think Virgin Mary was hot? If you see her today you would feel attracted to her?

Because of her personality? or Because of her appearance? Lust is a very part of our thinking after all. And what if she
wasn't attractive don't you think that describing her as something that she wasn't is an insult to her?
Because let's not forget the fact that christians always pic beautiful women representations for the virgin Mary.
But that can't be considered evidence. After all for them everything that is holy is beautiful.

Let's face it this is the last question you will ever see being discussed in a church.

The Biblical Mary was an imaginary character. The Bible is full of them.
Remember Oholah and Oholibah?
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?sea...:4,5,36,44

[Zidneya]

The creator of the entire universe thought she was worth fucking.

She must've had something going on.

The "You shall not tempt your god" gain a whole new meaning doesn't it.

Gods of mythology have always procreated with human women. Nothing new there. I doubt it had anything to do with their personalities, though their appearances might have been a factor. I do doubt godly beings would go for females less fortunate in the looks department, unless their bodies were hotter than their faces. Then they would probably just take them from behind.

So Jesus is Hercules, and Perseus relative?
And in greek mythology the gods often choose beautiful women mostly.

Think "virgin" Mary was a 12-16 girl who got raped didn't want to die and said "God" knocked her up and 2500 years later people still believe that bullshit. Because of one scared little girl. Now as to wether she was hot? By today's standards of course not!

That makes sense.

I think she would look hot with Jesus and Joseph doing some DP action on her.

Well then, at 15, she was a mother, hence, MILF can apply.

Technically speaking…..
Yes

Hot? No way to be certain.

Easy? Without a doubt.

Then why Jesus didn't had any brothers or sisters?

I wonder if Mary screamed her son's name while being impregnated by God.

PARADOX?

For that to happen she must had new the name before the conception. That would mean that God even choose the name beforehand. But I don't think so. I think that during the impregnation was maybe the only case in history where someone screamed "Oh God" in the most literal way unimaginable.

I just threw up in my mouth a little! Can we please stop talking about impregnating 13 year old ancient Hebrew girls!

We cannot talk about Virgin Mary without touching that subject sorry.

No pic in the OP? I am disappoint...This is the best pic I could find of her.

8/10, would hit that and make Jesus Jr.

If thats enough for you okay. Me I need a full body picture. Imagine if when you lift up the robe you find…… things that shouldn't be there.

Do you have a picture of her? I don't know what he looked like.

Neither does anyone that's the point of this thread.