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Thank you Christians...
#41
Re: RE: Thank you Christians...
(June 11, 2014 at 2:12 am)Eye of God Wrote: Don't burn for eternity. Live with Jesus Christ in a perfect Don't be like the rest of the foolish atheists, burning forever in hell.

This shit pisses me off. You Christards throw this eternal burn crap around when your bible doesn't even teach this shit.

The wages of sin are DEATH. Get it right fuck monkey.
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#42
RE: Thank you Christians...
(June 11, 2014 at 2:12 am)Eye of God Wrote: Ask and ye shall receive.
(June 11, 2014 at 2:14 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Do fuck off.
Edited for hilarity.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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#43
Thank you Christians...
(June 12, 2014 at 4:01 pm)ronedee Wrote:
(June 9, 2014 at 6:38 pm)Pickup_shonuff Wrote: ...For always reassuring me with your crazy imaginative ideas that leaving the fold was the smartest decision I ever made.

And obviously, we need to keep reassuring you!

Shouldn't you be out luring kids into a van for "candy" with your Priest instead of harassing people who want nothing to do with your worldwide Nambla of a religion?

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Or murdering orphans, burning witches, torturing nonbelievers to death, converting the population of Africa with in the middle of an AIDS epidemic your religion caused by telling them not to use condoms, enabling Witch Hunters in Africa to murder children as "witches" for showing symptoms of starvation and disease, converting as many poor families as possible so your clergy can live in opulence and "pray" for the starving poor you don't want to have access to birth control even though they can barely feed the family they have?

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Ot watever you get up to when you have a personal faith crisis?

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Oh, you can't do that anymore because secular laws are in place? No wonder you need to hide behind a computer monitor, a scared coward of a little burnt out husk of a man, screaming weak threats at people you're too chickenshit to say to people on the street.

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#44
RE: Thank you Christians...
(June 13, 2014 at 9:13 pm)Tonus Wrote:
(June 11, 2014 at 2:12 am)Eye of God Wrote: Ask and ye shall receive.
(June 11, 2014 at 2:14 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Do fuck off.
Edited for hilarity.

I usually disapprove of quote mining. Well done, sir.
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#45
RE: Thank you Christians...
(June 9, 2014 at 7:03 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: Do they realize they are more effective than any reasonable atheist at turning someone away from their God?

Yeah that scientism is some bad juju!

actually - the most effective thing to make someone turning away from theiig god is actually reading the bible - from cover to HA HA HA
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#46
RE: Thank you Christians...
(June 13, 2014 at 4:19 pm)Eye of God Wrote: You're about a bright as 5watt bulb. Are you the village idiot the atheists keep around for laughs? I'd heard better arguments from mentally handicapped people and seen better insults from, well, anyone.

Weren't you the one weeping about personal attacks directed against you just yesterday in another thread?

Fucking hypocrite... Rolleyes
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#47
RE: Thank you Christians...
Hey, wise up guys. I don't think this Eye Of God guy is even a Christian. Yes, he speaks all the God words . But then he jumps straight into this discussion with an insult about how childish etc atheists are and you all go off like firecrackers. I can see that he is not trying to do anything except wind people up. He comes back and does another small post- just enough to set you all off again. It's like Stalin sending in just enough Russian soldiers into Stalingrad to keep all the Germans tied up . He is a simple TROLL nothing more, laughing his socks off. Don't be fooled by his God talk. Don't rise to his bait.
It's not immoral to eat meat, abort a fetus or love someone of the same sex...I think that about covers it
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#48
RE: Thank you Christians...
What part of the things you just described doesn't make him a xtian? See, troll and xtian are not mutually exclusive and without a metric against which to measure him and his proselytising, we have to go with what he chooses to share here. So far all the evidence points to his being a xtian and likely a true one at that.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#49
RE: Thank you Christians...
(June 14, 2014 at 8:58 am)Stimbo Wrote: What part of the things you just described doesn't make him a xtian? See, troll and xtian are not mutually exclusive and without a metric against which to measure him and his proselytising, we have to go with what he chooses to share here. So far all the evidence points to his being a xtian and likely a true one at that.

But I can see he is not interested in changing anybodies views by discussion. If he was he wouldn't be just throwing insults. Would he stand up in a pulpit and call someone in his congregation a village idiot? My opinion is that he is just doing this to see a reaction. When I read his introduction I thought, yes, if he writes something worth reading I will perhaps reply. But he blew it. He's not worth wasting energy on. Right now I have some belly button fluff I need to attend to Cool Shades
It's not immoral to eat meat, abort a fetus or love someone of the same sex...I think that about covers it
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#50
RE: Thank you Christians...
I agree that he's not interested in any sort of discussion. That's what paints him as a xtian. I could quite easily see him standing at a pulpit and insulting his flock in all manner of ways that would earn him seeing his nose out the back of his head in real life.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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