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Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
#11
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 11, 2014 at 10:59 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(June 11, 2014 at 10:56 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: this is not a joke

Mat 24:37 For as were the days of Noah, so will be the coming of the Son of Man.
Mat 24:38 For as in those days before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day when Noah entered the ark,
Mat 24:39 and they were unaware until the flood came and swept them all away, so will be the coming of the Son of Man.

Yep, and your sort has been saying this shit for around 2000 years.

Just around the corner, my ass.

Dear Chuhlu,
I know you may not think much of the Bible but please read this...
2Pe 3:4 They will say, "Where is the promise of his coming? For ever since the fathers fell asleep, all things are continuing as they were from the beginning of creation."
2Pe 3:5 For they deliberately overlook this fact, that the heavens existed long ago, and the earth was formed out of water and through water by the word of God,
2Pe 3:6 and that by means of these the world that then existed was deluged with water and perished.
2Pe 3:7 But by the same word the heavens and earth that now exist are stored up for fire, being kept until the day of judgment and destruction of the ungodly.
2Pe 3:8 But do not overlook this one fact, beloved, that with the Lord one day is as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.
2Pe 3:9 The Lord is not slow to fulfill his promise as some count slowness, but is patient toward you, not wishing that any should perish, but that all should reach repentance.
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#12
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
Oh! I hadn't read that part of the Bible before! It's all clear now!

Moron.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#13
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 11, 2014 at 10:56 pm)Revelation777 Wrote:
(June 11, 2014 at 10:51 pm)Irrational Wrote: I doubt you're concerned. This is just a game to you. You do this for fun.

this is not a joke

Mat 24:37 For as were the days of Noah, so will be the coming of the Son of Man.
Mat 24:38 For as in those days before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day when Noah entered the ark,
Mat 24:39 and they were unaware until the flood came and swept them all away, so will be the coming of the Son of Man.

Those people sounded like they were having a great time.
God is kind of a prick isn't he?
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#14
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 11, 2014 at 11:08 pm)OhWord Wrote:
(June 11, 2014 at 10:56 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: this is not a joke

Mat 24:37 For as were the days of Noah, so will be the coming of the Son of Man.
Mat 24:38 For as in those days before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day when Noah entered the ark,
Mat 24:39 and they were unaware until the flood came and swept them all away, so will be the coming of the Son of Man.

Those people sounded like they were having a great time.
God is kind of a prick isn't he?

There was a great evil in the world back then just like there is today. Read newspaper.
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#15
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 11, 2014 at 11:10 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: There was a great evil in the world back then just like there is today. Read newspaper.

And religion is responsible for the lions share of it. Good thing it's dying out.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#16
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 11, 2014 at 11:05 pm)Revelation777 Wrote:
(June 11, 2014 at 10:59 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Yep, and your sort has been saying this shit for around 2000 years.

Just around the corner, my ass.

Dear Chuhlu,
I know you may not think much of the Bible but please read this...
2Pe 3:4 They will say, "Where is the promise of his coming? For ever since the fathers fell asleep, all things are continuing as they were from the beginning of creation."
2Pe 3:5 For they deliberately overlook this fact, that the heavens existed long ago, and the earth was formed out of water and through water by the word of God,
2Pe 3:6 and that by means of these the world that then existed was deluged with water and perished.
2Pe 3:7 But by the same word the heavens and earth that now exist are stored up for fire, being kept until the day of judgment and destruction of the ungodly.
2Pe 3:8 But do not overlook this one fact, beloved, that with the Lord one day is as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.
2Pe 3:9 The Lord is not slow to fulfill his promise as some count slowness, but is patient toward you, not wishing that any should perish, but that all should reach repentance.

You fail to understand your audience.


You're right about one thing - I don't think much about the bible. Reading that damn book is what turned me from Christianity to agnosticism and finally atheism.
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#17
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 11, 2014 at 11:11 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(June 11, 2014 at 11:05 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Dear Chuhlu,
I know you may not think much of the Bible but please read this...
2Pe 3:4 They will say, "Where is the promise of his coming? For ever since the fathers fell asleep, all things are continuing as they were from the beginning of creation."
2Pe 3:5 For they deliberately overlook this fact, that the heavens existed long ago, and the earth was formed out of water and through water by the word of God,
2Pe 3:6 and that by means of these the world that then existed was deluged with water and perished.
2Pe 3:7 But by the same word the heavens and earth that now exist are stored up for fire, being kept until the day of judgment and destruction of the ungodly.
2Pe 3:8 But do not overlook this one fact, beloved, that with the Lord one day is as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.
2Pe 3:9 The Lord is not slow to fulfill his promise as some count slowness, but is patient toward you, not wishing that any should perish, but that all should reach repentance.

You fail to understand your audience.


You're right about one thing - I don't think much about the bible. Reading that damn book is what turned me from Christianity to agnosticism and finally atheism.

when did you read it?
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#18
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 11, 2014 at 11:10 pm)Revelation777 Wrote:
(June 11, 2014 at 11:08 pm)OhWord Wrote: Those people sounded like they were having a great time.
God is kind of a prick isn't he?

There was a great evil in the world back then just like there is today. Read newspaper.

That's the best solution he can come up with, drowning them all?
Didn't he also burn Sodom and Gomorrah. Now he's going to destroy us for a 3rd time? Poor bastard doesn't learn from his mistakes.
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#19
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 11, 2014 at 11:15 pm)Revelation777 Wrote:
(June 11, 2014 at 11:11 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: You fail to understand your audience.


You're right about one thing - I don't think much about the bible. Reading that damn book is what turned me from Christianity to agnosticism and finally atheism.

when did you read it?

First time, back in the 80's, second time, over a long period in the 90s. I've read some selected books / passages recently to refresh my memory.


Trust me, appealing to anything in that book is going to be about as successful as appealing to Lord of the Rings.
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#20
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
Quote: I believe that many of you will experience the Tribulation Period within your lifetime.

The only tribulation around here are your asshole posts.
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