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Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
#41
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 12, 2014 at 7:17 am)professor Wrote: Boru, you got that a little askew.
He said He would never again destroy the earth with WATER.

Oh so there's something to look forward to then eh? Tiger
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#42
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 12, 2014 at 7:17 am)professor Wrote: Boru, you got that a little askew.
He said He would never again destroy the earth with WATER.

Does FIRE work better?
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#43
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 11, 2014 at 10:50 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Dearest Atheist Friends,
Jesus warned us of how things would be at the end of the age. We are now living in that time and things are going to continue to grow worse and worse. I believe that many of you will experience the Tribulation Period within your lifetime. Trust me you don't want to be there. Please repent of your sins and place your faith in Christ before it is too late. Enter into Ark before the rains come.
Your Concerned Christian Friend,
Rev7774 Horsemen

Well given that meteorology has shown us that it's impossible for it to rain so much that all the land sinks beneath the waves, I'm pretty comfy right where I am.

Still, I can see the appeal...





Sounds pretty boss. But I don't wanna share it with a bunch of fundamentalists. I'd probably end up drowning myself to save myself the agony of what that would entail...

Things aren't as bad as they seem. It's about as bad as it's been. Main thing we really need to worry about is global warming and cooling, and since now the rise of the oceans is, unfortunately, now impossible to stop (thanks to the collapsing of the antarctic glaciers and their melting), that's something that we're gonna have to deal with before our grandchildren and their children are left with a completely devastated planet.

You go ahead and pray to your god. Meanwhile I'm gonna be looking to the guys who actually get shit done to get humanity out of this ecological mess.
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#44
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 12, 2014 at 7:17 am)professor Wrote: Boru, you got that a little askew.
He said He would never again destroy the earth with WATER.

When did he ever destroy the whole earth with water?
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#45
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
This is quite the active thread. All I can say is that people have been saying the world will end soon, ever since Jesus told the people he was with thta some of them wouldn't taste death until everything ended. He thought the end would be coming real quick, indicated by his message of giving away all of your possessions ans following him. It would be pretty irresponsible to do that otherwise. Unless he intended christians to live like Xiaolin monks. Either way the catholics didn't seem to care for that sort of message.

Anyway, I'm not about to "get on the ark" to save myself from the very person who wants me to worship him. He wants to save me from the crap he's going to put me through if I don't beg him to save me.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#46
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 12, 2014 at 7:29 am)OhWord Wrote:
(June 12, 2014 at 7:17 am)professor Wrote: Boru, you got that a little askew.
He said He would never again destroy the earth with WATER.

Does FIRE work better?

That's why he waited 4000 years after the last software reset. Everything is still too soggy to burn.
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
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#47
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 11, 2014 at 11:11 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(June 11, 2014 at 11:10 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: There was a great evil in the world back then just like there is today. Read newspaper.

And religion is responsible for the lions share of it. Good thing it's dying out.

"religion" and born again Christ followers are very different
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#48
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
Any medical doctor or ME can tell you physically how painful drowning is. For someone to claim the flood was justified is to justify torture not only on top of being mass genocide. And a very hypocritical thing for an "all loving" god to do if one is going to claim he is "all powerful" and "poofed" everything into existence. Why all the drama? It would seem to me that you would be compassionate about punishment instead of an act of revenge which is what the flood story depicts.
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#49
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 12, 2014 at 4:06 am)Confused Ape Wrote:
(June 11, 2014 at 11:05 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: 2Pe 3:5 For they deliberately overlook this fact, that the heavens existed long ago, and the earth was formed out of water and through water by the word of God,

We deliberately overlook this so called fact because the earth wasn't formed out of water.




Let me see...Steve Hawkins or God...hmmmm....God
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#50
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
Serious question rev. When God created the animals, he saw that they were good. Man fell, no longer good. So why did he kill all the good animals along with the bad people? Why not make it a species specific apocalypse?
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
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