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Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 27, 2014 at 12:30 am)Revelation777 Wrote: I now know the Truth, and the Truth has set me free! Group Hug

You bought the bullshit, and it has clapped your mind in irons.

Where's that evidence Rev?

(July 27, 2014 at 12:31 am)Losty Wrote: Rev when is the next bible study? I want to mark my calendar.

Are you gonna disrupt buy-bull class? Big Grin Can I help you turn it into sex-ed class?!? Wink Shades
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(July 27, 2014 at 12:30 am)Revelation777 Wrote:
(July 23, 2014 at 12:51 am)Rhythm Wrote: -and then built an impossible barge.......

LOL, "Noah" is fiction buddy, as are his "sons" - as is "Nimrod". You've swallowed entirely too much biblical horseshit man.


I now know the Truth, and the Truth has set me free! Group Hug

Certainly free from rational thought and sceptical enquiry.
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We know you believe this crap rev. Why should we believe it?
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I keep asking for evidence. He keeps avoiding dodging.
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(July 27, 2014 at 12:59 am)GalacticBusDriver Wrote: I keep asking for evidence. He keeps avoiding dodging.

Shhh I don't wantz to lose the play toy so soon. I rather enjoy interrupting his studies like a naughty school girl :p
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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(July 27, 2014 at 2:05 am)Losty Wrote: I rather enjoy interrupting his studies like a naughty school girl :p

Well, you manage the "naughty" well enough. I've yet to see your "school girl" outfit though. Wink Shades
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Rev, I seem to remember that I have asked you several times on another thread to present evidence for your assertion that there was a world wide flood. You either ignored me completely or just refused to answer. Are you going to answer this time?
Oh wait, thats right! You can't. You can't provide any evidence because there isn't any evidence. And we all know what that means, there is no reason to believe you.
'The more I learn about people the more I like my dog'- Mark Twain

'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House

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..or..

Keep your faith but improve your theology. You don't have to remain in the bronze age. Look at your bible with a critical eye, bring your intelligence to bear in understanding what it says. There are more uses for text than literalism. Perhaps there are wisdom stories contained in the bible which will forever elude you if you go on insisting Jonah and Noah are historical persons who did precisely what the bible says.
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Let's put it this way, Rev. Physical events leave physical evidence. For example, the Tunguska event, whatever caused it, left definite traces of its having taken place. Even after aeons of erosion and weathering, we know there were ice ages because, for one thing, we can still see the scars gouged into the landscape. Had there been a global catastrophic flood as described in your mythology, there would be some trace of the event - particularly if, as is often declaimed, it happened only a few thousand years ago.

So where is the evidence?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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(July 27, 2014 at 12:01 am)GalacticBusDriver Wrote: Now that Rev's back, do we have to quit the orgy on the top deck?!?

Fuck, no.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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