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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 28, 2014 at 11:40 am
(July 28, 2014 at 11:17 am)Revelation777 Wrote: (July 28, 2014 at 9:03 am)pocaracas Wrote: Don't you think that's still off-topic?
More on topic:
Define "ark".
Define "get in".
Define "too late".
ark = place of safety during time of judgment against sin
get in = place faith in Christ and be spared from coming judgment
too late = either you die in your sins or you make it to the end of the Tribulation period and witness His return
Orgy = a wild party, especially one involving excessive drinking and unrestrained sexual activity. Very Biblical!
Boat = a vehicle for traversing waterways, sometimes used for debauchery, orgies and whatnot.
God = what women cry out when involved in orgies on boats or elsewhere
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 28, 2014 at 11:41 am
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 28, 2014 at 11:53 am
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 28, 2014 at 11:59 am
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 28, 2014 at 12:03 pm
(This post was last modified: July 28, 2014 at 12:05 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
(July 28, 2014 at 11:39 am)Revelation777 Wrote: Maybe one of the saddest posts I ever read.  I bet it is, if I were the sort of guy that groveled at the feet of tyrants for fear of their tyranny, if I were the kind of guy who wanted to hide from his own misdeeds and lay them on another, I'd hate to be reminded that others -weren't-. It's called shame, you outta find yours or grow a pair and grab em.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 28, 2014 at 12:03 pm
(July 28, 2014 at 8:18 am)Revelation777 Wrote: Is there anything I can do to prevent this thread from continuing?
No way Jose.
We're on a Boat! We're on a Boat mutha-fucker!
Actually, you could pray about it. See how well that works. God will answer, yes, no or not yet, just like the sumbitch always does.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 28, 2014 at 12:04 pm
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 28, 2014 at 12:06 pm
Is there an ass rpm limit on this boat? Or is everyone okay with the smell of burnt rubber?
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 28, 2014 at 12:10 pm
(July 28, 2014 at 12:04 pm)Losty Wrote: (July 28, 2014 at 11:39 am)Revelation777 Wrote: Maybe one of the saddest posts I ever read.
Are you ever going to say anything meaningful?
This is why we are all just fucking away on your boat, because you're so boring. Present some facts and evidence for us to discuss or stfu and get back to coloring.
My guess is he's never once colored outside the lines. 
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 28, 2014 at 12:44 pm
(This post was last modified: July 28, 2014 at 12:44 pm by Cyberman.)
(July 28, 2014 at 11:17 am)Revelation777 Wrote: ark = place of safety during time of judgment against sin
get in = place faith in Christ and be spared from coming judgment
too late = either you die in your sins or you make it to the end of the Tribulation period and witness His return
So, giving the lie to your earlier statement that you often reply without preaching, now you're conceding that this whole thread is about preaching? (Well, before the orgy, obviously.)
Testify, brutha!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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