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Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
To be fair, it's off our smilies list; but if I saw that pelting towards me, I'd more than likely piss myself laughing that anything else.

Really, the only difference between what's being touted here and the usual cult line is the "send money" punchline. However, since Rev is blatantly fishing for punters - new souls for the faith - one convert is going to be worth a shit-ton of brownie points to him. They all add up until he gets the badge.

What is the exchange rate for atheist souls these days, I wonder?
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(June 27, 2014 at 5:47 am)Confused Ape Wrote:


The word, English, in this context is referring to an area of Britain which eventually became known as England because the article is about the history of this area. There weren't any English people living in it, though, when the 'Old Latin Bible' was written. Enlgish people didn't even exist then unless you count the pagan Angles and Saxons who didn't start moving to Britain until the 5th century.

It seems that you have a couple of Jews, a Roman, and a Greek as the Gospel writers with German sodbusters as the Bible writers.
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(June 27, 2014 at 4:38 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: It seems that you have a couple of Jews, a Roman, and a Greek as the Gospel writers with German sodbusters as the Bible writers.

What are you on about?

The Jews wrote the books of the Old Testament in Hebrew.

Some people in the Roman Empire wrote the books which were included in the New Testament. These books were attributed to men named Matityahu, Marcus, Lucas and Yôḥanan but that doesn't mean they were genuine eye witness accounts or even that these men really existed. The names later became Matthew, Mark, Luke and John.

Some other people in the Roman Empire wrote all the other books which weren't included in the New Testament.

The Germanic tribes were pagans at the time and they worshipped the Germanic gods - Odin and Thor etc.

Bible Translations Into English

Quote:Partial translations of the Bible into languages of the English people can be traced back to the end of the 7th century, including translations into Old English and Middle English. More than 450 versions have been created over time.

Although John Wycliffe is often credited with the first translation of the Bible into English, there were, in fact, many translations of large parts of the Bible centuries before Wycliffe's work. The English Bible was first translated from the Latin Vulgate into Old English by a few select monks and scholars. Such translations were generally in the form of prose or as interlinear glosses (literal translations above the Latin words). Very few complete translations existed during that time. Rather, most of the books of the Bible existed separately and were read as individual texts. Thus, the sense of the Bible as history that often exists today did not exist at that time. Instead, an allegorical rendering of the Bible was more common and translations of the Bible often included the writer’s own commentary on passages in addition to the literal translation.

Toward the end of the 7th century, the Venerable Bede began a translation of scripture into Old English (also called Anglo-Saxon). Aldhelm (c. 639–709) translated the complete Book of Psalms and large portions of other scriptures into Old English.

Old English

Quote:Old English (Ænglisc, Anglisc, Englisc) or Anglo-Saxon[2] is an early form of the English language that was spoken and written by the Anglo-Saxons and their descendants in parts of what are now England and southern and eastern Scotland between at least the mid-5th century and the mid-12th century. What survives through writing represents primarily the literary register of Anglo-Saxon.

Old English History

Quote:Old English was not static, and its usage covered a period of 700 years, from the Anglo-Saxon settlement of Britain in the 5th century to the late 11th century, some time after the Norman invasion.

Old English is a West Germanic language, developing out of Ingvaeonic (also known as North Sea Germanic) dialects from the 5th century. Anglo-Saxon literacy developed after Christianisation in the late 7th century. The oldest surviving text of Old English literature is Cædmon's Hymn, composed between 658 and 680. There is a limited corpus of runic inscriptions from the 5th to 7th centuries, but the oldest coherent runic texts (notably Franks Casket) date to the 8th century.

Language Of The New Testament

Quote:The mainstream consensus is that the New Testament was written in a form of Koine Greek,[1][2] which was the common language of the Eastern Mediterranean[3][4][5][6] from the Conquests of Alexander the Great (335–323 BC) until the evolution of Byzantine Greek (c. 600).

Now it's up to you. Provide proof from reputable scholars that English people wrote the books of the Bible instead of just translating them.
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You guys keep digging your hole deeper and deeper with ever post. By your own statements you admitted that the other works were incomplete and fragmented. Wycliffe and his buddies put it all together in its current format. And because it was Englishmen who wrote the Bible it gained credibility. Hell, people still believe every word in the King Arthur saga.
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(June 27, 2014 at 9:40 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: You guys keep digging your hole deeper and deeper with ever post. By your own statements you admitted that the other works were incomplete and fragmented. Wycliffe and his buddies put it all together in its current format. And because it was Englishmen who wrote the Bible it gained credibility. Hell, people still believe every word in the King Arthur saga.

Even if all older works were fragmented, that does not mean they weren't altogether used as the source to translate.

Logic, my friend, learn it well.
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(June 27, 2014 at 10:59 pm)Irrational Wrote:
(June 27, 2014 at 9:40 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: You guys keep digging your hole deeper and deeper with ever post. By your own statements you admitted that the other works were incomplete and fragmented. Wycliffe and his buddies put it all together in its current format. And because it was Englishmen who wrote the Bible it gained credibility. Hell, people still believe every word in the King Arthur saga.

Even if all older works were fragmented, that does not mean they weren't altogether used as the source to translate.

Logic, my friend, learn it well.

So you think some crazy old coot who's living in some Fourth Century hovel had the resources to collect all of those various bits and pieces of religious manuscripts scattered in the lands around the Mediterranean Sea and then translate them?

I just saw Jesus walking through the clouds.
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@ Wyrd of Gawd

You know you are insane when you write something so preposterous about the Bible the you end up with a pack of atheists defending the antiquity of the Bible.

Besides being insane, you really don't know your English history. English did not become a major language of commerce, scholarship, or much of anything else until quite late. Just because they became the British empire and the U.S. became a superpower does not mean Europe revered or even spoke English much before the 1800s. French was the language of diplomacy and Latin the language of the church and science. Wycliff's Bible was not an international event. It was an English event.
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(June 28, 2014 at 12:32 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote:
(June 27, 2014 at 10:59 pm)Irrational Wrote: Even if all older works were fragmented, that does not mean they weren't altogether used as the source to translate.

Logic, my friend, learn it well.

So you think some crazy old coot who's living in some Fourth Century hovel had the resources to collect all of those various bits and pieces of religious manuscripts scattered in the lands around the Mediterranean Sea and then translate them?

I just saw Jesus walking through the clouds.

Why is it everytime someone points out something rational to you, you have to make it sound like we must be arguing for some really weird crazy scenarios?
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(June 28, 2014 at 2:12 am)Irrational Wrote: Why is it everytime someone points out something rational to you, you have to make it sound like we must be arguing for some really weird crazy scenarios?

When your whole position is an argument from personal incredulity, I guess making your opposition seem silly is all you've got left.
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Ref. Post #297 ~

You're forgetting your European history. The English (for you, the people who lived in England) were more literate that the other country bumpkins on the mainland. They had a rich history of story-telling and could spin some fantastic tales. They wrote them down and other people read them.

I don't give a rat's ass about the scraps of religious manuscripts crazy old fanatics kept hidden in damp monasteries or in the Vatican. Those were not Bibles. The people living in England wrote the Bible and not some clown in Italy or Asia. And once the English (people living in England) sent it to the Pope everyone else fell in line with the basic tales. When one Pope decided to write his own version he messed it up with a couple of thousand of assorted errors. Now how did anyone know about those errors? They compared the Pope's tale with the English version.

And while the English were writing their fairy tale they gave all of the main characters non-traditional Jewish names. The didn't have any problem giving the minor characters Jewish names but all of the main characters were given European names.

An Englishman, Robert von Ranke Graves, wrote the book "I, Claudius" which you may have seen on tv. It was fiction but seemed plausible history. William Shakespeare wrote "Julius Caesar" and you know how many movies have been made based upon that. Julius gets credit for writing one book but everything else about him was written by people who never saw him. Now why any sane person would think that a single book written by Julius who croaked in 44 BC would survive intact to modern times is beyond me given all that happened in ancient Rome but maybe it did. People swear that the Shroud of Turin is real. Anyway, suppose Julius' book did survive. Does that mean that everything the other writers wrote about him is true?
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