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Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
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 RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 13, 2014 at 11:40 pm
(This post was last modified: July 13, 2014 at 11:41 pm by Revelation777.)
(July 13, 2014 at 11:30 pm)Losty Wrote:(July 13, 2014 at 11:18 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Accept Jesus and get in the ark! All those who believe...when Sodom burned with lust over those who came to rescue Lot the results were not good. I suggest take a cold shower then get in the ark. Where we are going there is no more need for sex. (July 13, 2014 at 11:30 pm)Beccs Wrote:(July 13, 2014 at 11:25 pm)Stimbo Wrote: It's not free. It's an enchainment of the mind and a smothering of human warmth. The only other place to be if you reject wanting to spend eternity with the Lord is that place prepared for Satan and his angels  . Your choice mate.
 (July 13, 2014 at 11:40 pm)Revelation777 Wrote:(July 13, 2014 at 11:30 pm)Losty Wrote: How many people are currently on the ark? Is sex permitted on the ark? Orgies? Listen rev. I've been sexually repressed by religion my whole life bae. I'm insatiable. You want me on the ark? Make me an offer my libido can't refuse.  hmm...never seems to work for me. I'm not going anywhere with no sex. Thanks anyways though.
 (July 13, 2014 at 11:35 pm)Revelation777 Wrote:(July 13, 2014 at 11:25 pm)Stimbo Wrote: It's not free. It's an enchainment of the mind and a smothering of human warmth. And all it costs you is your ability to think rationally about the world, your connection with the human condition, your place in human society, your respect for the rights of others to live their lives their own way. Not to mention your time, your money, your health (if you think praying cures illness). Basically your life - all on the promise of another life to come. Your preaching to us with your tired old sales pitch is evidence of that.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 13, 2014 at 11:49 pm
(This post was last modified: July 13, 2014 at 11:51 pm by The Valkyrie.)
Wrong! According to your own mythology the "sacrifice" was exactly why Jesus was on Earth in the first place. Because, apparently, an all powerful deity couldn't change its own rules any other way. Also, I'm not Luckie - she's a mod. I'm Beccs. I know those names are so similar it's hard not to mix us up, but you really need to be more careful. The "Rapture" isn't even a part of standard Christian mythology. It was invented by some American clergy over a century ago. It's why you never hear talk of the "rapture" outside of American Christianity. And, no, I won't be dragged back into your mythology. And threats don't work on me. Threats of imaginary torment only work on the weak minded and those already indoctrinated to the fear.  (July 13, 2014 at 11:40 pm)Revelation777 Wrote:(July 13, 2014 at 11:30 pm)Losty Wrote: How many people are currently on the ark? Is sex permitted on the ark? Orgies? Listen rev. I've been sexually repressed by religion my whole life bae. I'm insatiable. You want me on the ark? Make me an offer my libido can't refuse. I'm not your "mate". I have too much self-worth for that. And since Satan is an imaginary as your god, then threats of this kind are just bullshit. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 14, 2014 at 2:28 am
(This post was last modified: July 14, 2014 at 2:29 am by Wyrd of Gawd.)
Ref. Post #433: Sodom couldn't have been too bad. It's going to be rebuilt in all its splendor. It's sure to be the top tourist attraction of all time. Now will be a good time to trademark all of the souvenirs, such as "I went to Sodom and wasn't turned into a pillar of salt.".
(July 14, 2014 at 2:28 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: Ref. Post #433: Sodom couldn't have been too bad. It's going to be rebuilt in all its splendor. It's sure to be the top tourist attraction of all time. Now will be a good time to trademark all of the souvenirs, such as "I went to Sodom and wasn't turned into a pillar of salt.". "I was sodomized in Sodom, and all I got was this lousy tshirt" hehe (July 13, 2014 at 11:49 pm)Stimbo Wrote:(July 13, 2014 at 11:35 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Wrong. Whom the Son sets free is free indeed. Mr Stimbo, - Christians embrace both the natural and supernatural - yes, all you have experienced was the natural so the supernatural is hard to grasp - how is your place in human society affected? - I have respect for the rights of others, I just don't have to agree with everyone's decision. You too do this, do you agree with people who steal and murder? - I can't think a better way to use my time or money then for God - praying can and has cured illnesses pending on God's will - The preaching of the gospel is never old and has life and hope  (July 13, 2014 at 11:40 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: All those who believe...when Sodom burned with lust over those who came to rescue Lot the results were not good. I suggest take a cold shower then get in the ark. Where we are going there is no more need for sex. Just a pro tip, and I think it's really weird that I'm having to give you preaching tips, but... Maybe it's not a good idea to be bringing up Sodom in a discussion about sex and divinity. Because, see, when I remember the story of Sodom, I also remember the part of it where the one holy, good man in the town, who was down with god, offered his virgin daughters up to gang rape. I wouldn't bring up Sodom in reference to sex because all that tells me is that free, consensual sex is a no-no for god, but that one can facilitate gang rape and still be righteous.
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