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Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!

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Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
Losty Offline
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 27, 2014 at 9:46 pm
(July 27, 2014 at 9:33 pm)StealthySkeptic Wrote:
(July 27, 2014 at 8:53 pm)Losty Wrote: I think you like it.


I think YOU (and all of us doomed heathens here Wink ) like it.

There's no need for speculation. I like it Blush, I might blush, but I'm not ashamed. Rev likes it too but he's just weighed down by shame caused by his religion. It is my personal mission to show him the light...the fleshlight.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 27, 2014 at 9:46 pm
(July 27, 2014 at 9:44 pm)GalacticBusDriver Wrote:
(July 27, 2014 at 9:27 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: That's just gross. Cold Shower

Nah. Just an unintended consequence of that many people having that much hot sex. If all that sex bothers you (and from your need of a cold shower I'm guessing 'bothered' is in the equation somewhere), no need to look up from your mopping. Big Grin

You'll need to take the cold shower.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 27, 2014 at 9:50 pm
Actually I was already planning a nice hot shower so he can join me Wink
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 27, 2014 at 9:52 pm
(July 27, 2014 at 9:50 pm)Losty Wrote: Actually I was already planning a nice hot shower so he can join me Wink

But then the twenty atheists who were in there with you (including me Tongue) would have to leave. Sad
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 27, 2014 at 10:11 pm
(July 27, 2014 at 9:52 pm)StealthySkeptic Wrote:
(July 27, 2014 at 9:50 pm)Losty Wrote: Actually I was already planning a nice hot shower so he can join me Wink

But then the twenty atheists who were in there with you (including me Tongue) would have to leave. Sad

I was talking about GBD! I'm not taking a shower with Revenant777! He's over there coloring in his ark themed coloring book. Don't disturb him, he's already disturbed enough!
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 27, 2014 at 10:18 pm
(July 27, 2014 at 10:11 pm)Losty Wrote:
(July 27, 2014 at 9:52 pm)StealthySkeptic Wrote: But then the twenty atheists who were in there with you (including me Tongue) would have to leave. Sad

I was talking about GBD! I'm not taking a shower with Revenant777! He's over there coloring in his ark themed coloring book. Don't disturb him, he's already disturbed enough!

Oh OK lol. *Continues rinsing off, ignoring the coloring Rev in the corner*
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 27, 2014 at 10:22 pm
(July 27, 2014 at 10:11 pm)Losty Wrote:
(July 27, 2014 at 9:52 pm)StealthySkeptic Wrote: But then the twenty atheists who were in there with you (including me Tongue) would have to leave. Sad

I was talking about GBD! I'm not taking a shower with Revenant777! He's over there coloring in his ark themed coloring book. Don't disturb him, he's already disturbed enough!

Who knows, maybe sex with a hot thing like you will help straighten him out.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 27, 2014 at 10:32 pm (This post was last modified: July 27, 2014 at 10:33 pm by Losty.)
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Ok but not while he's coloring! He can call me a dirty little sinner Big Grin
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 27, 2014 at 10:35 pm
(July 27, 2014 at 10:32 pm)Losty Wrote: Blush
Ok but not while he's coloring! He can call me a dirty little sinner Big Grin

If anything he'd probably feel like the dirty sinner after you're done with him. Tongue
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Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 27, 2014 at 10:48 pm
WTF, man down, man down! Fluffer! Get over here reverino.
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