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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 29, 2014 at 12:30 am
(July 28, 2014 at 5:59 pm)GalacticBusDriver Wrote: (July 28, 2014 at 4:27 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: He claims to be a grown up with children. So...
Yeah, and I claim to be Christy Brinkley's fuck buddy. 
Aw, man. I wanted her autograph. 
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Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 29, 2014 at 8:27 am
I don't think this ark idea has been thought out properly just quietly.
Tell me why the good rev thinks us heathens aren't going to throw him overboard the second he starts preaching?
Does he really want us on the ark?
I think I know why.
Because he will need people with actual skills for:
Maintenance
Navigation
Logistics
HR
So basically he needs us, not the other way round!
Geez, religion can be such an ironic bitch!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 29, 2014 at 8:34 am
(June 11, 2014 at 10:50 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Dearest Atheist Friends,
Jesus warned us of how things would be at the end of the age. We are now living in that time and things are going to continue to grow worse and worse. I believe that many of you will experience the Tribulation Period within your lifetime. Trust me you don't want to be there. Please repent of your sins and place your faith in Christ before it is too late. Enter into Ark before the rains come.
Your Concerned Christian Friend,
Rev777
 err, there is no rain.
You have to use "christ" not the "bible" as your lense to truely see. Until you do this do not be "preachy" in the name of christ. You make the good ones look bad. And turn the fools into "personal god" types, aka: buddist.  hock:
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 29, 2014 at 1:49 pm
(July 29, 2014 at 8:27 am)ignoramus Wrote: I don't think this ark idea has been thought out properly just quietly.
Tell me why the good rev thinks us heathens aren't going to throw him overboard the second he starts preaching?
Does he really want us on the ark?
I think I know why.
Because he will need people with actual skills for:
Maintenance
Navigation
Logistics
HR
So basically he needs us, not the other way round!
Geez, religion can be such an ironic bitch!
But we're more merciful, we'd keep him alive as long as he was willing to respect us.
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Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 29, 2014 at 2:27 pm
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I think we should just build our own ark. After all, we know a four hundred foot long wooden boat would not float. But I know a few engineers who design and build air craft carriers.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 29, 2014 at 2:37 pm
(July 29, 2014 at 2:27 pm)Natachan Wrote: I think we should just build our own ark. After all, we know a four hundred foot long wooden boat would not float. But I know a few engineers who design and build air craft carriers.
Yes, but how many dinos will fit on there?
I don't know, a modern, steel, engineered ship doesn't seem very....biblical.
For the ark we need something more half-ass, ad hoc - bears skins, stone axes, pitch to seal leaks, wooden buckets to bail out the bilge - that sort of thing.
And sheep. Lots and LOTS of sheep.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 29, 2014 at 2:39 pm
Screw biblical. If it floats it works for me. If it won't even hold it's structural integrity I'm not interested.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 29, 2014 at 4:14 pm
The Shell Prelude Floating Liquefied Natural Gas (FLNG) platform, which is the largest ship in the world and almost the largest thing in the world, would make more sense as an ark because it's 1,601 feet long and can hold up to 600,000 tons.
![[Image: flng_comparion_544.gif]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=gcaptain.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F05%2Fflng_comparion_544.gif)
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 29, 2014 at 4:25 pm
And shaped like a massive, erect dong.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 29, 2014 at 4:37 pm
(July 29, 2014 at 2:37 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: For the ark we need something more half-ass, ad hoc - bears skins, stone axes, pitch to seal leaks, wooden buckets to bail out the bilge - that sort of thing.
And sheep. Lots and LOTS of sheep.
Well, the sheep go without saying. We'll let Ken Ham perform the stability calculations and provide the stowage plan. That should be good.
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