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Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!

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Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 30, 2014 at 11:12 am
(July 30, 2014 at 9:46 am)Losty Wrote:
(July 30, 2014 at 9:24 am)Revelation777 Wrote: I do not know how to answer that but have faith God can.

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(July 30, 2014 at 9:28 am)Revelation777 Wrote: It would be non-sexual in natureSmile

Non-sexual hugs on the orgy ark!? I don't think so, gtfo!

All he'd ever be able to do is the classic Christian side hug. Maybe not even that, especially if he tried that on you. Wink
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 30, 2014 at 7:01 pm
(July 30, 2014 at 9:24 am)Revelation777 Wrote:
(July 30, 2014 at 8:56 am)Zen Badger Wrote: How do you explain the size of the observable universe if it is only 6000 years old?

I do not know how to answer that but have faith God can.

Science can answer it for you mate.

The universe isn't 6000 years old, it's 13.75 billion years old.

See how easy that was.Big Grin
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 30, 2014 at 8:54 pm
(July 30, 2014 at 7:01 pm)Zen Badger Wrote:
(July 30, 2014 at 9:24 am)Revelation777 Wrote: I do not know how to answer that but have faith God can.

Science can answer it for you mate.

The universe isn't 6000 years old, it's 13.75 billion years old.

See how easy that was.Big Grin

Sorry Zen, on your bike!
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 30, 2014 at 8:58 pm
I thought it was 14 billion. Maybe I rounded. Yup, I rounded. I like round numbers, especially 4's. They're nice.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 30, 2014 at 8:58 pm
C'mon. I think everybody's plenty rested. Time to get the orgy ark rockin' again. If Rev doesn't want to mop, he can just go build another. This one's been commandeered! Big Grin
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