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RE: Abortion is morally wrong
July 19, 2014 at 10:02 am
(July 19, 2014 at 9:48 am)Natachan Wrote: (July 19, 2014 at 9:16 am)whateverist Wrote: I thought I heard something about not spilling seed upon the ground. (That's why we have tissue .. oh and dogs.)
Because you know,
Every sperm is is sacred
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighborhood.
Let the heathens spill them
On the dusty ground.
God will strike them down for
Each sperm that can't be found.
I think this is an allegory to swallowing
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you
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RE: Abortion is morally wrong
July 19, 2014 at 10:09 am
Mmmm...
Jesus says never spit, always swallow, or I will strike thee down blasphemous whore. Or something like that...
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RE: Abortion is morally wrong
July 19, 2014 at 10:17 am
Nah, Monty Python. If I knew how to put the YouTube vid up I would.
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RE: Abortion is morally wrong
July 19, 2014 at 10:19 am
I googled "Monty Python sperm", and this is hat I found.
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RE: Abortion is morally wrong
July 19, 2014 at 10:24 am
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(July 19, 2014 at 9:13 am)Esquilax Wrote: Just out of interest, because I never cared to search through an old book for permission for sexual things, is there an actual unambiguous prohibition of masturbation in the bible? Or is this another one of those things where they take vaguely intersecting single verses from disparate books and use them to construct a patchwork interpretation based on whatever's convenient at the time? There is no specific command that forbids masturbation. Some use the example of Onan, even though the circumstances make it a poor one. Onan was commanded to bed his dead brother's wife and pulled out before consummating the deed, which isn't quite the way most people masturbate. In any case, he was punished for refusing the command, not because he found a spectacularly awkward way of rubbing one out.
The JWs use 1 Thessalonians 4:4,5 ("Each one of you should know how to control his own body in holiness and honor, not with greedy, uncontrolled sexual passion like the nations have that do not know God") and Colossians 3:5 ("Deaden, therefore, your body members that are on the earth as respects sexual immorality, uncleanness, uncontrolled sexual passion, hurtful desire, and greediness, which is idolatry"). A case can be made that masturbation can be included in what Paul is describing. A case can also be made that Paul may have been in more dire need of a good wanking session than anyone, EVER.
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RE: Abortion is morally wrong
July 19, 2014 at 11:03 am
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(July 19, 2014 at 9:19 am)Losty Wrote: When I turned 15 my Aunt and Uncle got me a masturbation devotional for my birthday I need to have that book! What was it called, do you remember?
(did you actually write in the one you were given? Bet that's worth something on e-bay)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Abortion is morally wrong
July 19, 2014 at 11:10 am
(July 19, 2014 at 9:12 am)Losty Wrote: I often masturbate while browsing...ahem just kidding   Pictures or it never happened.
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RE: Abortion is morally wrong
July 19, 2014 at 1:03 pm
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(July 19, 2014 at 11:03 am)Rhythm Wrote: (July 19, 2014 at 9:19 am)Losty Wrote: When I turned 15 my Aunt and Uncle got me a masturbation devotional for my birthday I need to have that book! What was it called, do you remember?
(did you actually write in the one you were given? Bet that's worth something on e-bay)
Lol no I did not. It creeped me out. It had a lot of words all over the front. Main and centered said Teen Devotional in red. Then so many just all over in green. Sex, love, lust, dangers, truth, masturbation and on and on. I don't remember all of them and all the ones on that list may not have actually been on there but you get the gist.
(July 19, 2014 at 11:10 am)bennyboy Wrote: (July 19, 2014 at 9:12 am)Losty Wrote: I often masturbate while browsing...ahem just kidding Pictures or it never happened.
Shhhh it never did happen.... 
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RE: Abortion is morally wrong
July 19, 2014 at 2:30 pm
Yes, from what I have heard, most Christians do themselves masturbate. I just never felt any desire even when I was a non-Christian.
I think the estimate is 97% of men masturbate.
But if we walk in the light, as He is in the light, we have fellowship with one another, and the blood of Jesus, His Son, purifies us from all sin.
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RE: Abortion is morally wrong
July 19, 2014 at 2:34 pm
(July 19, 2014 at 2:30 pm)Polaris Wrote: Yes, from what I have heard, most Christians do themselves masturbate. Yes, from what I have heard, most Christians do themselves masturbate masturbate themselves
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