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Calling all Christians: These bears need Jesus

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Calling all Christians: These bears need Jesus
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Calling all Christians: These bears need Jesus
June 18, 2014 at 8:19 pm
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RE: Calling all Christians: These bears need Jesus
June 18, 2014 at 8:22 pm
Thinking This bears further investigation...
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RE: Calling all Christians: These bears need Jesus
June 18, 2014 at 8:28 pm
(June 18, 2014 at 8:22 pm)ShaMan Wrote: Thinking This bears further investigation...

Someone needs to get down to the nitty-grizzly.
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RE: Calling all Christians: These bears need Jesus
June 18, 2014 at 8:32 pm (This post was last modified: June 18, 2014 at 8:38 pm by ShaMan.)
(June 18, 2014 at 8:28 pm)Pickup_shonuff Wrote:
(June 18, 2014 at 8:22 pm)ShaMan Wrote: Thinking This bears further investigation...

Someone needs to get down to the nitty-grizzly.
Paw at this all you like... it's fur real.
It sucks that these bears can't pull-off a simple solution.
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RE: Calling all Christians: These bears need Jesus
June 18, 2014 at 8:38 pm
If Christians want those bears to stop giving oral sex, they should just get them married.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Calling all Christians: These bears need Jesus
June 18, 2014 at 8:40 pm (This post was last modified: June 18, 2014 at 8:40 pm by Mudhammam.)
(June 18, 2014 at 8:38 pm)Faith No More Wrote: If Christians want those bears to stop giving oral sex, they should just get them married.

But homosexual marriage demeans the tradition outlined in the Bible where father bears get to use their daughter bears as bargaining chips.
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RE: Calling all Christians: These bears need Jesus
June 18, 2014 at 8:41 pm
(June 18, 2014 at 8:38 pm)Faith No More Wrote: If Christians want those bears to stop giving oral sex, they should just get them married.
"Better living through chemistry" Thinking
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Calling all Christians: These bears need Jesus
June 18, 2014 at 9:06 pm (This post was last modified: June 18, 2014 at 10:22 pm by Rampant.A.I..)
[video=Youtube]http://youtu.be/M0AbrbD00pg[/video]

Or they could run up clapping loudly, yelling "NO BLOWJOBS!" like the lady in this fine John Waters feature.
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RE: Calling all Christians: These bears need Jesus
June 18, 2014 at 10:08 pm
Reminds me a a question to the StraightDope years ago. I paraphrase:

Question: Do any animals besides humans have sex just for pleasure?

Answer: Strictly speaking animals only have sex for pleasure. Only humans have sex in order to have babies.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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RE: Calling all Christians: These bears need Jesus
June 18, 2014 at 10:31 pm
Gives a whole new dimension to the phrase “like a bear with a sore head“, doesn't it?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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