Let's all take a trip to the mouth of madness!

[Esquilax]

Okay, let's play a game, guys: if you've got, like, half an hour to descend into complete insanity, here's a video that will allow you to ride there in the most obscure manner possible.





This is perhaps the craziest thing I've ever seen: it starts out kinda cheesy and hilarious, but wait until you hit the nine minute mark, where things begin to go downhill and somehow, never stops.

And I originally saw this in an (inexplicably professionally produced) French dub, and in a different language the sudden twist into... well, I don't want to spoil it, but there's a reason I made this thread in this section.

Does anyone know what the hell this actually was for?

[Cato]

Wow. Pretty bizarre. I can't even fathom a guess as to the intent.

Allow me to restore some sanity:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSZbbTjM0Es

[Esquilax]

Okay, so assuming that this is the same Family International, and judging from the beliefs espoused in the video I have no trouble believing this is so, this is a music video compilation recruiting tool for a christian cult.

Holy crap. hock:

[Cato]

Yikes!

I pulled this from the Wiki article:

[Loving Jesus] This is a term that TFI members use to describe their intimate, sexual relationship with Jesus.

Holy fuck!
(literally)

[Tonus]

And by "Jesus" they mean "my right hand."

[Nine]

11 out of 10. Outstanding.

What I took from it is:

- Robots are bad
- Robots make people not want to sleep with you
- Change is bad
- Creepy smiles are creepy
- Creepy smiles = dream sequence
- Creepy smiles + dream sequence = more creepy smiles
- Charlie was mean to some kid
- Kid has some odd relatives
- Kid is a bit dim witted
- Fetus' look like a 6 year old in a tutu and sing like adults
- If you don't abort your boyfriend falls back in love with you
- Microchips are bad
- Kathy is hard of hearing
- Lazer scanners bad
- Bad buys wear pilots helmets
- Supermarket security has gotten over the top
- Microchips brainwash you
- Microchips eat your soul
- If in doubt run to the woods with all your friends
- Supermarket security are relentless
- They all suck at hearing
- Pointing at supermarket security makes them vanish
- ?????
-???????!?!?
- Seriously dedicated supermarket security
- Did pointing stop working?
- Jesus?
- Bad actors can fly???!
- Sunsets are awesome
- Change is good but only if its done by 'us'

I think thats about it. I spent the entire time laughing my ass off. Best 30 mins ever.

[pocaracas]

It's good, I'll give them that... for something from the 80's... it hasn't aged quite as much as you'd expect...
But any good thing can be made better.
Anyone know of a rule 34 version of this?

[LostLocke]

What this video needs is some: