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I bet you don't know this one
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I bet you don't know this one
This is one of the saddest contradictions one can find in the bible, along with the longevity myth.

Here it is

Below is the genealogy of Moses.
Jacob-Israel: deceaded at 147 , born 2108 (- 1836), dead 2255 (- 1689)
Levi: deceaded at 137 ans, born 2195 (- 1769), dead 2332 (-1632)
Kehat: dead at 133 ans, born 2215 (- 1735), dead 2348 (- 1604)
Amram: deadt at 137 ans, born 2261 (- 1646), dead 2398 (- 1509)
Moses: dead at 120 ans, born 2368 (- 1571), dead 2488 (- 1451)
The ages and dates are taken from the bible.


The Hebrews arrive at Egypt when Jac was 130 years old, at 2238 (2108+130)
Genesis 47-8-9


They would remain slaves during 430 years, thus until 2668 (2238+430)
Exode 12:40-41

Moses passed away at 2488 = >180 years before the exodus!

If Moses had led the Exodus, he was then born at 2668-80 = 2588, his father was dead since 190 years !

Extremely hard to have participated in the Exodus !No wonder that the desert remains silent about the archeological ruins that are supposed to be therein. Moses never existed and the Exodus never happend.
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#2
RE: I bet you don't know this one
They solve that by not being able to say when the "exodus" happened.


(Hint - it never did)
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#3
RE: I bet you don't know this one
The Israelites were never slaves. When Jacob/Israel arrived in Egypt with his thug sons they went on Egyptian welfare. And when the old coot kicked the bucket the Egyptians gave the scum a state funeral. After centuries of breeding like rabbits the Pharaoh told them to get off their lazy butts and built him a couple of cities. They then went into a snit and wrecked the environment. When they left they stole everything they could carry. (The story according to the fairy tale.)
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#4
RE: I bet you don't know this one
None of the other neighbouring kingdoms (Egypt, Assyria) seem to know anything about the Israel of King Solomon either; they left no records pertaining to it that corroborate with the OT
It's not immoral to eat meat, abort a fetus or love someone of the same sex...I think that about covers it
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RE: I bet you don't know this one
(June 25, 2014 at 6:03 pm)LogicOrDie Wrote: This is one of the saddest contradictions one can find in the bible, along with the longevity myth.

Here it is

Below is the genealogy of Moses.
Jacob-Israel: deceaded at 147 , born 2108 (- 1836), dead 2255 (- 1689)
Levi: deceaded at 137 ans, born 2195 (- 1769), dead 2332 (-1632)
Kehat: dead at 133 ans, born 2215 (- 1735), dead 2348 (- 1604)
Amram: deadt at 137 ans, born 2261 (- 1646), dead 2398 (- 1509)
Moses: dead at 120 ans, born 2368 (- 1571), dead 2488 (- 1451)
The ages and dates are taken from the bible.


The Hebrews arrive at Egypt when Jac was 130 years old, at 2238 (2108+130)
Genesis 47-8-9


They would remain slaves during 430 years, thus until 2668 (2238+430)
Exode 12:40-41

Moses passed away at 2488 = >180 years before the exodus!

If Moses had led the Exodus, he was then born at 2668-80 = 2588, his father was dead since 190 years !

Extremely hard to have participated in the Exodus !No wonder that the desert remains silent about the archeological ruins that are supposed to be therein. Moses never existed and the Exodus never happend.

Seems like a terrible lot of arithmetic to go through to establish something people already know...

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: I bet you don't know this one
(June 25, 2014 at 7:46 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(June 25, 2014 at 6:03 pm)LogicOrDie Wrote: This is one of the saddest contradictions one can find in the bible, along with the longevity myth.

Here it is

Below is the genealogy of Moses.
Jacob-Israel: deceaded at 147 , born 2108 (- 1836), dead 2255 (- 1689)
Levi: deceaded at 137 ans, born 2195 (- 1769), dead 2332 (-1632)
Kehat: dead at 133 ans, born 2215 (- 1735), dead 2348 (- 1604)
Amram: deadt at 137 ans, born 2261 (- 1646), dead 2398 (- 1509)
Moses: dead at 120 ans, born 2368 (- 1571), dead 2488 (- 1451)
The ages and dates are taken from the bible.


The Hebrews arrive at Egypt when Jac was 130 years old, at 2238 (2108+130)
Genesis 47-8-9


They would remain slaves during 430 years, thus until 2668 (2238+430)
Exode 12:40-41

Moses passed away at 2488 = >180 years before the exodus!

If Moses had led the Exodus, he was then born at 2668-80 = 2588, his father was dead since 190 years !

Extremely hard to have participated in the Exodus !No wonder that the desert remains silent about the archeological ruins that are supposed to be therein. Moses never existed and the Exodus never happend.

Seems like a terrible lot of arithmetic to go through to establish something people already know...

Boru

Not to mention, how DARE one tries to apply human arithmetic to God arithmetic. They're like, totally not the same. God is not bound by numbers people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He who loves God cannot endeavour that God should love him in return - Baruch Spinoza
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RE: I bet you don't know this one
(June 25, 2014 at 6:05 pm)Minimalist Wrote: They solve that by not being able to say when the "exodus" happened.


(Hint - it never did)

Just another among the dates that they don't know
The birth of the christ
The death of the christ
The marriage of the christ

(June 25, 2014 at 8:20 pm)Pickup_shonuff Wrote:
(June 25, 2014 at 7:46 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Seems like a terrible lot of arithmetic to go through to establish something people already know...

Boru

Not to mention, how DARE one tries to apply human arithmetic to God arithmetic. They're like, totally not the same. God is not bound by numbers people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Except when they are called at the Bingo game at the Parish center!!!
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#8
RE: I bet you don't know this one
The English guys who wrote the Bible did it as a joke. That's why they included all of those discrepancies so that once people could study it for themselves they would realize that it was all B.S.
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RE: I bet you don't know this one
(June 25, 2014 at 8:26 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: The English guys who wrote the English translation of the Bible did it as a joke. That's why they included all of those discrepancies so that once people could study it for themselves they would realize that it was all B.S.

Fixed. Now what's your citation for the rest of your claims again?
He who loves God cannot endeavour that God should love him in return - Baruch Spinoza
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#10
RE: I bet you don't know this one
Read history and draw your own conclusions. They will work just fine on your world.
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