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ShaMan Offline
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#41
RE: door to door recruitment..
July 11, 2014 at 5:21 pm
(July 11, 2014 at 4:37 pm)Losty Wrote:
(July 11, 2014 at 9:58 am)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote: Open the door naked, with a massive erection.

Get's them wet every time.

edit: Oh I see losty has already proposed this. Well, PENIS!

Well I don't think I could pull off the having a massive erection part. Lol

Did you just use "pull off" and " massive erection" in the same sentence?
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#42
RE: door to door recruitment..
July 11, 2014 at 5:28 pm
(July 11, 2014 at 5:21 pm)ShaMan Wrote:
(July 11, 2014 at 4:37 pm)Losty Wrote: Well I don't think I could pull off the having a massive erection part. Lol

Did you just use "pull off" and " massive erection" in the same sentence?

Yup Big Grin
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#43
RE: door to door recruitment..
July 11, 2014 at 9:05 pm
(July 11, 2014 at 4:37 pm)Losty Wrote:
(July 11, 2014 at 9:58 am)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote: Open the door naked, with a massive erection.

Get's them wet every time.

edit: Oh I see losty has already proposed this. Well, PENIS!

Well I don't think I could pull off the having a massive erection part. Lol

You know, there are artificial alternatives one could strap on.
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#44
RE: door to door recruitment..
July 11, 2014 at 9:20 pm
In my town - a PERMIT is required for anyone to go door to door for ANY reason. The person's must apply for the permit in person and provide proof of who they are - and their purpose to canvas. Their names - addresses and phone numbers - as well as those of their parent organization is required to be revealed and it is checked before the permit is issued.

Non - profits get the permit for free - but must provide the same information.

People have gone top the front door and claimed to have been with a religion - while others go to the back door and rob the house.

So - when they do come to the door - I ask to see their permit - and when they claim they do no need one - I call the police in front of them.

However - simply saying to them that you do not believe in religion - since NO GODS can be proven to exist - and unless they have the GOD with them in person - they are just crooks - generally get them off my property.
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#45
RE: door to door recruitment..
July 11, 2014 at 9:27 pm
(July 11, 2014 at 9:05 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: You know, there are artificial alternatives one could strap on.

Dang. You beat me to it Cthulhu. :p
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#46
RE: door to door recruitment..
July 11, 2014 at 9:31 pm
Mad forum ninja skillz.
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#47
RE: door to door recruitment..
July 11, 2014 at 9:53 pm
If you want door to door evangelists to stop knocking on your door, usually early in the damn mornings, just open the door naked and ask them if they're here for the orgy.
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#48
RE: door to door recruitment..
July 11, 2014 at 9:57 pm
what makes me mad is that someone is letting them in.. Theres a lobby and stuff.. So someone is letting them in or they know the door code.
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#49
RE: door to door recruitment..
July 11, 2014 at 10:01 pm
(July 10, 2014 at 5:17 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(July 10, 2014 at 5:14 pm)atheist04330 Wrote: what do you do with door to door recruitment?
I live in a city and about once a week someone comes to my door.
like Jehovah's Witnesses and so on...
I have a "no solicitors" Sign but they say "Oh i am not trying to sell you anything" and i say no thank you and they ask if they can come back later and i say no.

I also have a private property sign and one guy said "this is not your private property the earth is GOD'S private property!"


So how do you deal with them?
Because they will knock till someone opens the door.
If they hear you inside they will knock all day.

I had one guy come back like 3 times in one day.

On my house in Aus I have a sign tthat says, basically, "This is an atheist household. If you're trying to push your religion on the resident, please tthink twice. If you insist on trying anyway, be prepared for a fight."

It's right next to the front door.

Thats badass Big Grin
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#50
RE: door to door recruitment..
July 11, 2014 at 10:38 pm
I am going to paint my door black or something...
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