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Yet more christian logic: christian sues for not being given a job she refuses to do.

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Yet more christian logic: christian sues for not being given a job she refuses to do.
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Yet more christian logic: christian sues for not being given a job she refuses to do.
July 19, 2014 at 11:25 am
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RE: Yet more christian logic: christian sues for not being given a job she refuses to do.
July 19, 2014 at 11:47 am
Your honour, my client claims that he was absolutely unaware of the purpose of the 'death star' and was simply told it was a space station designed as a retreat for the emperor. All the evidence suggests that (as a member of the security detail) he was never informed of this space stations true function and therefore cannot be held accountable for the destruction of Alderan.
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RE: Yet more christian logic: christian sues for not being given a job she refuses to do.
July 19, 2014 at 11:59 am
Just... Facepalm
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RE: Yet more christian logic: christian sues for not being given a job she refuses to do.
July 19, 2014 at 12:02 pm
Someone sho0uld tell her that your chances of getting a job drop dramatically if you tell the interviewer you won't be willing to complete a common task. I'm really sucky at sweeping floors because I'm not good at noticing small things at floor level, but it's just something bosses continue to ask me to do and don't like it when I tell them I'd really rather not.
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RE: Yet more christian logic: christian sues for not being given a job she refuses to do.
July 19, 2014 at 12:35 pm (This post was last modified: July 19, 2014 at 12:35 pm by StealthySkeptic.)
(July 19, 2014 at 11:47 am)Bad Wolf Wrote: Your honour, my client claims that he was absolutely unaware of the purpose of the 'death star' and was simply told it was a space station designed as a retreat for the emperor. All the evidence suggests that (as a member of the security detail) he was never informed of this space stations true function and therefore cannot be held accountable for the destruction of Alderan.

Bailiff, remove the defendant for trying to Force choke me. Confused Fall

But in all seriousness, this is beyond the pale of stupidity.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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RE: Yet more christian logic: christian sues for not being given a job she refuses to do.
July 19, 2014 at 12:41 pm
Suing is totally unequal to actually winning a lawsuit. You can sue for just about anything but that doesn't mean much.
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RE: Yet more christian logic: christian sues for not being given a job she refuses to do.
July 19, 2014 at 12:46 pm
So maybe we are being too tough on Hellwege ??

Most likely she has experienced a life time of cafeteria Christianity, and maybe even has read a great deal of the Bible too. Imagine her confusion after looking over a Scripture chock a block full of edicts, strictures, rules, commandments, restrictions, laws, decrees, and requirements, and then to sit through sermon after sermon where virtually all of it is ignored!

No wonder she thinks she can pick and choose what she will and won't do at work, that's how her CHURCH works !!!!


If I were a judge, I'd entertain evidence documenting her intermittent compliance with Scripture, and I just might grant her the job, but every jot and tittle of my ruling will be a Pyrrhic victory for the Christers !!


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RE: Yet more christian logic: christian sues for not being given a job she refuses to do.
July 19, 2014 at 12:50 pm
(July 19, 2014 at 12:41 pm)CapnAwesome Wrote: Suing is totally unequal to actually winning a lawsuit. You can sue for just about anything but that doesn't mean much.

Agreed, but this is more a "fuck this is stupid" story, tinted with worry that this might actually gain some traction in the shadow of certain newly minted precedences. I mean, she already has some organizational support behind her, and it's enough to irk me even if this does get thrown out of court.
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RE: Yet more christian logic: christian sues for not being given a job she refuses to do.
July 19, 2014 at 1:23 pm
Stupid enough to work.

It just takes one diptard judge in Alabama to to think some specious piece of crap has judicial merit.
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RE: Yet more christian logic: christian sues for not being given a job she refuses to do.
July 19, 2014 at 1:26 pm
Quote:So maybe we are being too tough on Hellwege ??

Not possible to be too tough on one of these shits.
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