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Ken Ham: "Stop sciencing, astrophysicists! Aliens are hellbound!"

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Ken Ham: "Stop sciencing, astrophysicists! Aliens are hellbound!"
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RE: Ken Ham: "Stop sciencing, astrophysicists! Aliens are hellbound!"
July 21, 2014 at 1:35 pm
(July 21, 2014 at 12:16 pm)Esquilax Wrote: This kind of shit demonstrates exactly how dangerous unrestrained theology is.

Ken Ham can't do anything other than preach to the choir, make the rest of us laugh uncomfortably, and waste more than 60 million government dollars in Kentucky building a stupid boat for stupid people, money that should be spent on fixing the crumbling education system and crippling poverty in one of America's most desperately poor states.

He demonstrates exactly how dangerous even restrained theology is.
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RE: Ken Ham: "Stop sciencing, astrophysicists! Aliens are hellbound!"
July 21, 2014 at 1:37 pm
I think if aliens ever visited earth and saw people like ken ham they'd stay the fuck away.

Close to warp drive we are most certainly not.
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RE: Ken Ham: "Stop sciencing, astrophysicists! Aliens are hellbound!"
July 21, 2014 at 1:42 pm
[tin foil hat on] What if all the preachers like Ham are agents of the aliens and are just measuring how stupid can the general populace be?
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RE: Ken Ham: "Stop sciencing, astrophysicists! Aliens are hellbound!"
July 21, 2014 at 1:47 pm
Quote:I'm tickled by the thought of Ken Ham or some other fundie knuckle-dragger trying to persuade a being sophisticated enough to traverse such vast distances that he/she/it must accept Jesus as their personal lord and savior.


I'd hope they brought along their dis-integrator ray-gun.
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RE: Ken Ham: "Stop sciencing, astrophysicists! Aliens are hellbound!"
July 21, 2014 at 1:48 pm
What if the aliens are from Kolob ?

What will Ken say then ???
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RE: Ken Ham: "Stop sciencing, astrophysicists! Aliens are hellbound!"
July 21, 2014 at 1:49 pm
(July 21, 2014 at 1:42 pm)LastPoet Wrote: [tin foil hat on] What if all the preachers like Ham are agents of the aliens and are just measuring how stupid can the general populace be?


Well, the method of measurement is certainly effecting the result.
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RE: Ken Ham: "Stop sciencing, astrophysicists! Aliens are hellbound!"
July 21, 2014 at 1:52 pm
If we end up discovering alien life, my psychic powers predict that Ken Ham and his fundie nutballs will figure out some way to either say that the Buy-Bull was right about alien life forms all along, or that evolution is STILL wrong even though it's been observed as happening independently on other planets.
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RE: Ken Ham: "Stop sciencing, astrophysicists! Aliens are hellbound!"
July 21, 2014 at 1:53 pm
It's like a controlled experiment, where you introduce a benchmarked preacher of stupid, the results being the people that evidently bought his shit.
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RE: Ken Ham: "Stop sciencing, astrophysicists! Aliens are hellbound!"
July 21, 2014 at 9:48 pm
Haha. Ken Ham is screwed. I can't wait to see that shit-cookie crumble.
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RE: Ken Ham: "Stop sciencing, astrophysicists! Aliens are hellbound!"
July 21, 2014 at 9:52 pm
Ken Ham: because America doesn't have enough dumbfuck creationist morons and has to import more.

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"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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