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RE: joke time
June 17, 2017 at 8:07 pm
(June 17, 2017 at 7:23 pm)Cyberman Wrote: A lecherous fellow called Skinner
Took his new ladyfriend home for dinner.
They sat down to dine
At a quarter to nine
By half past nine it was inner.
(Not Skinner; the dinner.
Skinner was inner before dinner.)
Sounds like a winner
Cyberman's limericks are chummy
I get funny things in my tummy
When I read them my lips
Do some marvelous flips
And I dare say I feel kinda cummy
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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RE: joke time
June 17, 2017 at 9:44 pm
On a maiden a man once begat
Cute triplets named Nat, Tat and Pat;
'Twas fun in the breeding
But hell in the feeding:
She hadn't a spare tit for Tat.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: joke time
June 19, 2017 at 9:29 am
3 from Asimov
Have you seen Little Bo Blue this morn
He’s in the haystack as sure as you’re born
But he isn’t asleep
He’s with Little Bo Peep
And look at what he’s doing with his horn
There once was a plumber from Lee
Who was plumbing a lass by the sea
Said the lass, “Stop your plumbing
I think someone’s coming.”
Said the plumber, still Cuming, “That’s me.”
In the Garden of Eden lay Adam
Playing with his madam
He was full of mirth
For in all the Earth
There were only two balls and he had ‘em
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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RE: joke time
June 19, 2017 at 11:05 am
"Said the plumber, still plumbing" in my edition.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: joke time
June 19, 2017 at 5:54 pm
I have the same fitness app as tiger woods.
Every time I look at the golf part it asks if I want to play a round.
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.
Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.
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RE: joke time
June 19, 2017 at 7:03 pm
(This post was last modified: June 19, 2017 at 7:03 pm by ignoramus.)
Yes, his 9 wood always gets him into trouble.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: joke time
June 19, 2017 at 10:48 pm
According to conventional wisdom, if you shave it off it grows back much thicker.
Can't wait to see my new cock!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: joke time
June 20, 2017 at 10:15 am
(June 19, 2017 at 10:48 pm)Cyberman Wrote: According to conventional wisdom, if you shave it off it grows back much thicker.
Can't wait to see my new cock!
A hard man is good to find. So you can't wait to show off your new oak?
Yours truly,
The Squirrel
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
