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joke time
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A man walks into a doctors office. He says :"My wife thinks she is a chicken". The receptionist says "You have come to the right place. We can cure her of this mallady". The man says: " But we need the eggs!".
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
I bought a parrot that could talk, but it never said it was hungry, so it died.
Wanna hear a joke?
ProgrammingNobBoredom has been around for freaking hours and hours and he isn't banned yet! Oh wait, I'm being serious. 
Hammy, please stop it.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
There Once Was A Man Named Rick, His Whore Of A Wife Lori Who Loved Shane's Dick, So Rick Shot Shane Down, And Shane Fell To The Ground And This Bitch Actually Pitched A Fit.
![[Image: 6QOh5df.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/6QOh5df.jpg)
The most disconcerting thing about owls is the way they can maintain eye contact from inside the microwave.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Okay.
So smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. But smoking bacon cures it? WTF, God?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
How many prostitutes does it take to change a lightbulb?
Obviously more than four. My basement's still dark.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
RE: joke time
September 5, 2017 at 8:53 pm
(This post was last modified: September 5, 2017 at 8:59 pm by chimp3.
Edit Reason: Accuracy
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From an old Arkansawyer:
One summer it got so hot that the field corn popped. With all the popcorn falling from the sky the cows thought it was snow and they froze to death.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
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