joke time

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I went into a pet shop and asked the clerk, ‘How much are your parakeets?’

She said, ‘Fifteen dollars apiece.’

I said, ‘How much for a whole one?’

Boru

[Little lunch]

Bleach smells like teen spirit.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Rose’s are red,
Violet’s are blue...

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...what colour are yours?

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Boru

[A. Secular Human]

It's almost like that last line is a reference number for the new post apocalyptic Bible of Becc.

And I'm writing my Revelation and Book of Doom in a nice secluded office, not on an island where magic mushrooms are prominant.

No 20 winged angels with 4 faces and 3 dicks in my book.

Why would there be three dicks in your book?

[The Valkyrie]

And I'm writing my Revelation and Book of Doom in a nice secluded office, not on an island where magic mushrooms are prominant.

No 20 winged angels with 4 faces and 3 dicks in my book.

Why would there be three dicks in your book?

There will be none.

[The Valkyrie]

I've decided to become a naturalpath.

From now on I only kill people organically.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I was once bitten by a black widow. If I’d kept my hands to myself, it never would have happened.

Boru

[Little lunch]

There was a young man
From Cork who got limericks
And haikus confused.

My fear of moving stairs is escalating.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

'Why did you stick your knife into the victim?'

'Well, Judge, the cops were coming and I had to hide it somewhere.'

Boru

[The Valkyrie]

Yesterday while shopping a cliwn held a door open for me.

I thought it was a nice jester.






I put my grandmother on speed dial.

I call it Instagran.