joke time

[Brian37]

Took you how many years to get the jist?


If I took it personally every time someone said shit to me I would make Hitler look like MartIn Luther King Jr.

No, I don't care. No, I also don't want anyone dead either. I simply got past caring what others think I should do or be. I am myself, and make no apology for it.

No, I didn’t mean you don’t care what other people think about you. The fact that you don’t is an admirable trait. 

I meant you just don’t care about poetry. You seem to think that if you take whatever random sentences appear in your brain and break them up into quatrains that it counts as a ‘poem’. It really doesn’t. For someone who claims to be a poet, you obviously don’t care enough about poetry to even attempt to construct a poem, contenting yourself instead with the textual equivalent of a case of the trots.

And the word is ‘gist’, not ‘jist’. A poet should know that.

Boru

I do care about poetry, but I don't care what you think about my writing.

Hiccccory dickkkory dock

A criciic didn't like me

A round a 25cents in

I didn't give in

Now ask me what I think?

(End, yes, I misspelled this time on PORPOISE) Dan Marino will be as upset as you read this. 

Boru, I only have one life. I have NEVER claimed to be perfect, and never will. But I am also not interested in living like I have a stick up my ass. 

I don't care what you think of my poetry.  AND FYI  in the context of this thread, It was a joke. Thus the "humor" section.

[arewethereyet]

Brian --- I do it on porpoise..

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

No, I didn’t mean you don’t care what other people think about you. The fact that you don’t is an admirable trait. 

I meant you just don’t care about poetry. You seem to think that if you take whatever random sentences appear in your brain and break them up into quatrains that it counts as a ‘poem’. It really doesn’t. For someone who claims to be a poet, you obviously don’t care enough about poetry to even attempt to construct a poem, contenting yourself instead with the textual equivalent of a case of the trots.

And the word is ‘gist’, not ‘jist’. A poet should know that.

Boru

I do care about poetry, but I don't care what you think about my writing.

Hiccccory dickkkory dock

A criciic didn't like me

A round a 25cents in

I didn't give in

Now ask me what I think?

(End, yes, I misspelled this time on PORPOISE) Dan Marino will be as upset as you read this. 

Boru, I only have one life. I have NEVER claimed to be perfect, and never will. But I am also not interested in living like I have a stick up my ass. 

I don't care what you think of my poetry.  AND FYI  in the context of this thread, It was a joke. Thus the "humor" section.

I think that - on some level - you view your poetry in the same way that you view your spelling. You know it sucks, but you aren't willing to make the effort to get better.

And it isn't about being 'perfect'. It's about expressing yourself like an adult.

But that's ok - you be you.

Boru

[The Valkyrie]

My patient has anxiety and constipation.

He's worried shitless.

[ignoramus]

A blonde and a brunette worked in a factory. The brunette says, "I know how to get some time off from work!" "How?" asks the blonde. "Watch this," says the brunette. She climbs up to the rafter and hangs upside down. The boss walks in, sees her and says, "What on earth are you doing?" "I'm a lightbulb," she answers. "I think you need some time off," says the boss so she jumps down and walks out. The blonde starts walking out, too. "Where are YOU going?" says the boss. The blonde replies, "I can't work in the dark!"

[Brian37]

Huey Lewis, " Tulsa, Austin, Oklahoma City, Seattle, San Francisco too, Everywhere there's COVID, real hard virus, really really drives them dead. THE HEART OF PANDEMICS IS IN IGNORANCE!, TRUMP SIMPLY JUST DOESN'T GET IT! PACK EM IN LIKE SARDINES, THE ORANGE FUCK DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT!" DDDDDDA HEART OF PANDEMICS IS IN IGNORANCE. In Cleveland, DETROIT!

[The Valkyrie]

Non alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries.

It will fill you up, but lacks the buzz.

[Little lunch]

Be careful that the glass doesn't break.
I'd think that would be painful.

[The Valkyrie]

Be careful that the glass doesn't break.
I'd think that would be painful.

This actually happened to a girl at my school.

She was using a test tube and it broke.

No, it wasn't me.

[Little lunch]

I would have sued the school for inferior product...immediately after I moved to a new state and changed my name.