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joke time
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Iggy was tired of being treated like a dog by his wife.
"We're going to sit down and talk about this!", he demanded. "Okay," replied Mrs Iggy, "But not on the sofa!" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
Antivaxxer: 'I did my own research.'
Me: 'You know it's illegal to run human clinical trials from your home, right?' Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(March 4, 2021 at 7:51 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Iggy was tired of being treated like a dog by his wife. I feel his pain. MY wife tells me that I'm gullible and make bad financial decisions. Can't wait to see her face when she finds out I've won the Nigerian lottery. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(March 4, 2021 at 7:51 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Antivaxxer: 'I did my own research.' It is?? Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (March 4, 2021 at 7:53 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(March 4, 2021 at 7:51 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Iggy was tired of being treated like a dog by his wife. That prince has to give that money to someone! Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (March 4, 2021 at 7:53 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:(March 4, 2021 at 7:51 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Antivaxxer: 'I did my own research.' For a medium-sized packet of small, unmarked bills, I'm sure I can get you a waiver. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(March 4, 2021 at 7:55 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(March 4, 2021 at 7:53 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: It is?? I already have one. It's in Polish but the guy said it's legit! Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
I'll never forget the last thing my ex said to me.
"Hey! Watch where you're pointing that fucking thing!" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
I accidentally walked into a meeting of the Compulsive Molesters Society.
I was very touched. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
I just invented a mind-controlled air freshener.
It sounds crazy, but it makes scents when you think about it. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" |
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