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RE: joke time
March 2, 2021 at 9:11 am
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#4562
RE: joke time
March 2, 2021 at 9:33 am
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RE: joke time
March 2, 2021 at 12:30 pm (This post was last modified: March 2, 2021 at 12:31 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
When they tell you, ‘She’s really nice once you get to know her’, what they mean is, ‘She’s an utter bitch, but you’ll eventually get used to it.’

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#4564
RE: joke time
March 3, 2021 at 2:10 am
(February 24, 2021 at 5:58 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I once yelled, 'FIBRE!!' in a crowded theatre, and everyone shit themselves.

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#4565
RE: joke time
March 3, 2021 at 6:09 am
'What do you call someone who can't function without drugs?'

'Addicted.'

'What do you call someone who can't function without alcohol?'

'Addicted.'

'Who do you call someone who can't give up smoking?'

'Addicted.'

'What slapped you in the face last night?'

'Addic…fuck you.'

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RE: joke time
March 4, 2021 at 4:22 am
If your cat loses it's tail, you can get it fixed at any retail store.

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#4567
RE: joke time
March 4, 2021 at 4:35 am
Female to male sex reassignment is sometimes known as an addadictomy.....
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#4568
RE: joke time
March 4, 2021 at 6:41 am
Evolution impacts every area of our lives. For example, women wake up yawning and men wake up with erections. Thank you, Darwin!!

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RE: joke time
March 4, 2021 at 7:48 am
After 50 years of marriage, Edna suggested Bert get a penis enlarger.

So he did.

She's 23 and does yoga.

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#4570
RE: joke time
March 4, 2021 at 7:51 am
Iggy was tired of being treated like a dog by his wife.

"We're going to sit down and talk about this!", he demanded.

"Okay," replied Mrs Iggy, "But not on the sofa!"

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