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RE: joke time
March 4, 2021 at 9:52 pm
A cave man is cooking when another walks into the cave.

"The mammoth smells great!" says one.

"Actually," says the other, "it's a mastodon!"

This was the first evolutionary stirrings of...




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RE: joke time
March 4, 2021 at 9:56 pm
I want to hear about the stirrings of Homo Erectus Dunno
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RE: joke time
March 4, 2021 at 10:00 pm
(March 4, 2021 at 9:56 pm)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: I want to hear about the stirrings of Homo Erectus Dunno

Ask Eleven...

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RE: joke time
March 4, 2021 at 10:28 pm
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How the hell could they come to that finding Dunno
I'd love to hear Vorlon's explanation if he was with us! RIP.
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RE: joke time
March 4, 2021 at 10:30 pm
(March 4, 2021 at 10:28 pm)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: [Image: image.png]

How the hell could they come to that finding Dunno
I'd love to hear Vorlon's explanation if he was with us! RIP.

He was near a rainbow rock painting.

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RE: joke time
March 4, 2021 at 10:35 pm
(March 4, 2021 at 10:28 pm)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: How the hell could they come to that finding Dunno
I'd love to hear Vorlon's explanation if he was with us! RIP.

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/...ear-prague
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RE: joke time
March 5, 2021 at 12:26 am
Or they just found petrified spinach and fetta quiche in what used to be his stomach area.
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RE: joke time
March 5, 2021 at 1:01 am
"Homosexual or Transsexual"? What the actual fuck would that be, given the recently developed (<70 Y) surgical techniques? A woman's pelvic region is a bit different from a man's. If the individual was a transsexual, that skeletal formation would be pretty informative.

I remember from the 6th grade that we were told that a skeleton that we were presented with was female. The teacher just kind of sighed like I was some sort of perve, or something, at least that's the vibe I got, when I asked how one could tell. If you're going to tell a class of 11-year-olds the sex of a skeleton, you'd better be ready to answer that question.
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RE: joke time
March 5, 2021 at 4:37 am
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people of Dubai don't like the Flinstones, but the people of Abu Dhabi do.

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RE: joke time
March 5, 2021 at 6:49 am
(March 5, 2021 at 4:37 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people of Dubai don't like the Flinstones, but the people of Abu Dhabi do.

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