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#4861
RE: joke time
April 27, 2021 at 4:29 am
In high school, I dated a girl from a very old-fashioned family. If I wanted to take her out (cinema, a restaurant, a picnic) I had to ask her father first. If he didn't want to go, I could take his daughter.

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RE: joke time
April 27, 2021 at 4:21 pm
Why don't people make jokes about the Jonestown Massacre?




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April 30, 2021 at 3:46 pm
Can you buy clothes pegs online?

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RE: joke time
April 30, 2021 at 5:46 pm (This post was last modified: April 30, 2021 at 5:47 pm by onlinebiker.)
(April 30, 2021 at 3:46 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Can you buy clothes pegs online?
I dunno.


Can you buy bricks and mortar online or do you need to go to the store?
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RE: joke time
April 30, 2021 at 8:48 pm
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"Change was inevitable"


Nemo sicut deus debet esse!

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RE: joke time
May 1, 2021 at 5:40 am
What can think the unthinkable?

An itheberg.

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May 1, 2021 at 7:57 am
(May 1, 2021 at 5:40 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: What can think the unthinkable?

An itheberg.

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RE: joke time
May 1, 2021 at 6:57 pm
(April 30, 2021 at 8:48 pm)SUNGULA Wrote: [Image: flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.jpg]

And in some areas, you don't want to integrate...
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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RE: joke time
May 2, 2021 at 5:43 am
Her: What are the neighbour's names again? That nice couple across the road?

Me: Duncan and Angus.

Her: I mean the people, not the dogs.

Me: Why the fuck would I know that?

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#4870
RE: joke time
May 2, 2021 at 8:54 am
I never liked the term? "Anal bleaching".

I prefer calling it, "changing your ringtone".

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