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RE: joke time
September 23, 2022 at 4:16 am
I’m thinking of re-naming myself for an Egyptian god. If I could do that, I’d be all Set.

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RE: joke time
September 23, 2022 at 4:29 am
(September 23, 2022 at 4:16 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I’m thinking of re-naming myself for an Egyptian god. If I could do that, I’d be all Set.

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You utter Bastet!
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RE: joke time
September 23, 2022 at 4:36 am
(September 23, 2022 at 4:29 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(September 23, 2022 at 4:16 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I’m thinking of re-naming myself for an Egyptian god. If I could do that, I’d be all Set.

Boru

You utter Bastet!

That makes me want to cheer:

Ra! Ra! Ra!

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#6144
RE: joke time
September 23, 2022 at 8:28 am (This post was last modified: September 23, 2022 at 8:28 am by onlinebiker.)
What a Nut.....
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RE: joke time
September 24, 2022 at 7:06 am
(September 23, 2022 at 8:28 am)onlinebiker Wrote: What a Nut.....

You're all so damned Anubis!
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#6146
RE: joke time
September 24, 2022 at 10:00 am
Wife: What are your plans for Easter?
Husband: Same as Jesus…
Wife: What do you mean?
Husband: I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!
On hearing that the wife retorts, “AWESOME, you do that, I’ll do a Mary and show up pregnant untouched by my husband.”
The man stayed home.
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RE: joke time
September 26, 2022 at 4:46 am
Ladies, if you can’t respect-o the penis, the least you can do is

[Image: Honor%C3%A9_de_Balzac_%281842%29_Detail.jpg]

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RE: joke time
September 26, 2022 at 11:23 am
(September 24, 2022 at 7:06 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(September 23, 2022 at 8:28 am)onlinebiker Wrote: What a Nut.....

You're all so damned Anubis!

What's so great about Anubis? I preferred the old Bes.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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#6149
RE: joke time
September 26, 2022 at 3:34 pm
(September 26, 2022 at 4:46 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Ladies, if you can’t respect-o the penis, the least you can do is

[Image: Honor%C3%A9_de_Balzac_%281842%29_Detail.jpg]

Boru

Call me dense...
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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RE: joke time
September 26, 2022 at 4:05 pm
(September 26, 2022 at 3:34 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(September 26, 2022 at 4:46 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Ladies, if you can’t respect-o the penis, the least you can do is

[Image: Honor%C3%A9_de_Balzac_%281842%29_Detail.jpg]

Boru

Call me dense...

That’s Honore de Balzac.

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