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joke time
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 (September 23, 2022 at 4:16 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I’m thinking of re-naming myself for an Egyptian god. If I could do that, I’d be all Set. You utter Bastet! Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (September 23, 2022 at 4:29 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:(September 23, 2022 at 4:16 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I’m thinking of re-naming myself for an Egyptian god. If I could do that, I’d be all Set. That makes me want to cheer: Ra! Ra! Ra! Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 RE: joke time
September 23, 2022 at 8:28 am
(This post was last modified: September 23, 2022 at 8:28 am by onlinebiker.)
What a Nut.....
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
Wife: What are your plans for Easter?
Husband: Same as Jesus… Wife: What do you mean? Husband: I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday! On hearing that the wife retorts, “AWESOME, you do that, I’ll do a Mary and show up pregnant untouched by my husband.” The man stayed home.
Ladies, if you can’t respect-o the penis, the least you can do is
![[Image: Honor%C3%A9_de_Balzac_%281842%29_Detail.jpg]](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e6/Honor%C3%A9_de_Balzac_%281842%29_Detail.jpg) Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 (September 24, 2022 at 7:06 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:(September 23, 2022 at 8:28 am)onlinebiker Wrote: What a Nut..... What's so great about Anubis? I preferred the old Bes.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
 (September 26, 2022 at 4:46 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Ladies, if you can’t respect-o the penis, the least you can do is Call me dense...
Disappointing theists since 1968!
(September 26, 2022 at 3:34 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:(September 26, 2022 at 4:46 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Ladies, if you can’t respect-o the penis, the least you can do is That’s Honore de Balzac. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
In the 15th and 16th centuries, some Spanish ships would fill their holds with cheap crystal and take it back to Spain.
This is how we know how many quartz in a galleon. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" |
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