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joke time
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 (May 16, 2024 at 12:46 am)Fake Messiah Wrote:(May 16, 2024 at 12:24 am)Foxaèr Wrote: Why isn't there a cure for morning sickness? I understand it's making a comeback. Great! My favorite show as a kid was Flipper.
Disappointing theists since 1968!
There are left- and right-chiral thalidomide molecules. IIRC, it's the left version that doesn't cause the birth defects, and a way was found to only generate them with the chemical process, which previously made both versions.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
RE: joke time
May 21, 2024 at 3:45 pm
(This post was last modified: May 21, 2024 at 3:46 pm by A. Secular Human.)
(May 21, 2024 at 10:49 am)Fireball Wrote: There are left- and right-chiral thalidomide molecules. IIRC, it's the left version that doesn't cause the birth defects, and a way was found to only generate them with the chemical process, which previously made both versions. It supposedly also has a Black Box Warning about contraindications for reproductive-aged females. Though all this really isn't doing any favors for the "Flipper" joke...
Disappointing theists since 1968!
Yo mamma so trashy, Trump still owes her hush money.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
RE: joke time
June 3, 2024 at 5:25 am
(This post was last modified: June 3, 2024 at 5:26 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
Homer’s epic is called The Iliad because ‘Ilion’ was another name for Troy. The -ad suffix means ‘story of’.
So, a reasonable translation of the title would be ‘Troy Story’. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
When U2 played a concert in Glasgow, Bono walked on stage and called for silence. Then he began a slow, rhythmic clap, about once every second. This when on for a bit, then he said, 'Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies.'
The audience sat stunned for a second or two, until a voice from the front row shouted, 'Then stop doin' it, ya heartless bastard!!' Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
When I die, I’d like to have my remains scattered around Disney World.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(June 6, 2024 at 1:32 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: When I die, I’d like to have my remains scattered around Disney World. That can be arranged.... Becs? Now where'd she get off to...
Disappointing theists since 1968!
 (June 6, 2024 at 3:27 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:(June 6, 2024 at 1:32 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: When I die, I’d like to have my remains scattered around Disney World. Why wait? Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
I was walking through the jungle (like you do) and saw a lizard walking about on his hind legs, telling jokes. I turned to one of the local tribesmen and said, ‘Wow! That lizard is really funny!’
‘He’s not just a lizard,’ said the tribesman. ‘He’s a stand up chameleon.’ Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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