joke time

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

^A man (probably the same one) sits down at the bar and orders a large gin. The barman sees he's got two blacked eyes and a bandage across his clearly broken nose. 'Were you in a car crash, mate?' he asks.

'Nah,' says the man. 'Argument with the wife.'

'Must have been some argument!'

'I really don't understand it. All I did was mention that we're both getting on a bit.'

'That's all? Surely, there was something else?'

'Well...she told me that her friends all say she's got the body of a 19-year-old.'

'And...?

'I told her she should give it back because she was getting it all wrinkled.'

Boru

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

A racist, a paedophile, and an idiot walk into a bar. The barman says, ‘What’ll it be, Mr. President?’

‘Give me a Moscow Mule and some coke.’

‘One Don, Jr coming up.’

Then Katie Zacharia walks in because it’s impossible for her to pass the bar.

Boru