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Q: What's an Irish 7 course meal?
A: A potato and a six pack. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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November 25, 2016 at 8:43 pm
(This post was last modified: November 25, 2016 at 8:44 pm by ApeNotKillApe.)
It's a little known fact that copper wire was invented by two Scotsmen fighting over a penny.
I am John Cena's hip-hop album.
Q: What do you call a Scotsman with 5000 girlfriends?
A: A shepherd. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
what do you call a bunch of stupid assholes
the welsh lol
I am John Cena's hip-hop album.
When I was a kid, I had a pet mouse called Elvis. I found him caught in a trap.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
I was given a copy of the koran by my muslim neighbour, who told me I'd find it absorbing.
Load of bollocks. It just smeared the shit around.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Went to Maccas & the girl serving was wearing a burqa. I noticed it was quite dirty and tattered and a bit smelly. It actually put me off so we walked out and went across the road to Hungry Jacks. Here was another girl wearing a burqa. I was happy to see that it was clean and it actually was nicely decorated with beads and sequins. That's when I realised - the Burqas are Better at Hungry Jacks....
'You don't NEED coffee - coffee is a luxury!' - The Person I Stabbed In The Face With My Coffee Stirrer
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
 Quote:A FOURSOME OF GUYS IS WAITING AT THE MEN'S TEE WHILE A FOURSOME OF WOMEN |
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