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joke time
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(November 25, 2016 at 2:40 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(November 25, 2016 at 2:29 pm)Bella Morte Wrote: What is Bobby Sands' telephone number?

8080.

Still makes me chuckle.

Q:  What do you call a policeman in Ardoyne?

A: Lost.

Boru

Q. How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

A. None.
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Q: What's an Irish 7 course meal?

A: A potato and a six pack.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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It's a little known fact that copper wire was invented by two Scotsmen fighting over a penny.
I am John Cena's hip-hop album.
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Q: What do you call a Scotsman with 5000 girlfriends?

A: A shepherd.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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what do you call a bunch of stupid assholes

the welsh lol
I am John Cena's hip-hop album.
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When I was a kid, I had a pet mouse called Elvis. I found him caught in a trap.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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I was given a copy of the koran by my muslim neighbour, who told me I'd find it absorbing.

Load of bollocks.

It just smeared the shit around.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Went to Maccas & the girl serving was wearing a burqa. I noticed it was quite dirty and tattered and a bit smelly. It actually put me off so we walked out and went across the road to Hungry Jacks. Here was another girl wearing a burqa. I was happy to see that it was clean and it actually was nicely decorated with beads and sequins. That's when I realised - the Burqas are Better at Hungry Jacks....
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'You don't NEED coffee - coffee is a luxury!' - The Person I Stabbed In The Face With My Coffee Stirrer

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Quote:A FOURSOME OF GUYS IS WAITING AT THE MEN'S TEE WHILE A FOURSOME OF WOMEN
IS HITTING FROM THE LADIES' TEE.

 
WHEN THE FINAL LADY IS READY TO HIT HER BALL, SHE DUFFS IT 10 FEET. THEN
SHE GOES OVER AND MISSES IT COMPLETELY. THEN SHE HACKS IT ANOTHER TEN
FEET AND FINALLY HACKS IT ANOTHER FIVE FEET.

 
SHE LOOKS UP AT THE PATIENTLY WAITING MEN AND SAYS APOLOGETICALLY: "I
GUESS ALL THOSE FUCKING LESSONS I TOOK OVER THE WINTER DIDN'T HELP."
 
ONE OF THE MEN IMMEDIATELY RESPONDS: "WELL, THERE YOU HAVE IT. YOU
SHOULD HAVE TAKEN GOLF LESSONS INSTEAD!"

 
HE NEVER EVEN HAD A CHANCE TO DUCK.
 
HE WAS ONLY 43 ...
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