joke time

[The Valkyrie]

Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a duck,
She put them on the mantelpiece,
To see if they'd fall off.


Mary had a little lamb,
It's fleece was green as grass,
And every time it sneezed.
Flames shot out it's arse.

[The Valkyrie]

My therapist told me to write letters to people I hate and then burn them.

I did that. Now I don't know what to do with their bloody letters!

[Fireball]

Guy is walking around the kitchen with a flyswatter. Wife walks in and inquires, "Killing flies?". He says, "Yes, I've killed three males and two females!". Of course she asks, "How do you know!?", to which he replies, "Three were on a beer can, and two were on the phone."

[The Valkyrie]

What do you get when you cross GPS with PMS?

A crazy bitch who WILL track you down.

[Mr.Obvious]

God, I'm getting old...
I haven't fucked a priest in two decades.

[The Valkyrie]

There was an international conference of the CEOs of beer companies held in Ireland.

During his speech, the CEO of Budweiser opened a bud light and drank it.

During his speech, the CEO of Coors opened up a coors light and drank that.

During his speech, the CEO of Heineken cracked open a Heineken light and drank that.

After this, the CEO of Guinness gave his speech, opening up a can of Coca Cola and drinking that.

This drew astonished gasps from the other gathered beer company CEOs, who asked for an explanation.

The Guinness CEO said, "Well, if you fellas aren't going to drink beer during your speeches, then neither will I."

[Brian37]

There was an international conference of the CEOs of beer companies held in Ireland.

During his speech, the CEO of Budweiser opened a bud light and drank it.

During his speech, the CEO of Coors opened up a coors light and drank that.

During his speech, the CEO of Heineken cracked open a Heineken light and drank that.

After this, the CEO of Guinness gave his speech, opening up a can of Coca Cola and drinking that.

This drew astonished gasps from the other gathered beer company CEOs, who asked for an explanation.

The Guinness CEO said, "Well, if you fellas aren't going to drink beer during your speeches, then neither will I."

That took me a few seconds to get. HA HA HA HA

Actually there is a great American beer, Yungling and it is a dark beer too.

Fosters has a dark beer too, that is pretty good too.

But my favorite which I cannot find in this area is Saporo Dark, Japanese dark beer.

[The Valkyrie]

There was an international conference of the CEOs of beer companies held in Ireland.

During his speech, the CEO of Budweiser opened a bud light and drank it.

During his speech, the CEO of Coors opened up a coors light and drank that.

During his speech, the CEO of Heineken cracked open a Heineken light and drank that.

After this, the CEO of Guinness gave his speech, opening up a can of Coca Cola and drinking that.

This drew astonished gasps from the other gathered beer company CEOs, who asked for an explanation.

The Guinness CEO said, "Well, if you fellas aren't going to drink beer during your speeches, then neither will I."

That took me a few seconds to get. HA HA HA HA

Actually there is a great American beer, Yungling and it is a dark beer too.

Fosters has a dark beer too, that is pretty good too.

But my favorite which I cannot find in this area is Saporo Dark, Japanese dark beer.

I've never tried Japanese beer.

I found a place in Devonport that does nice food and has Kilkenny, as well.  That's one of my favourites.

But considering one can of beer was nearly half the price of the entire meal...

[Cyberman]

Tried some sake for the first time the other day, at a noodle bar I've always promised I'd try. Two quid for an eggcupful of hot alcohol, but it was quite nice.

[downbeatplumb]

Tried some sake for the first time the other day, at a noodle bar I've always promised I'd try. Two quid for an eggcupful of hot alcohol, but it was quite nice.

I've had sake exactly once. in a Korean Barbeque in Paris. That's right dudes, I used to have a life.