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RE: joke time
December 2, 2017 at 11:14 pm (This post was last modified: December 2, 2017 at 11:14 pm by Haipule.)
(December 2, 2017 at 11:06 pm)chimp3 Wrote: A baby seal walks into a club.....
...and dies? You know, I gots me a recipe for baby Harp seals! They're suckers for a head of cabbage and a club!
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RE: joke time
December 2, 2017 at 11:26 pm
(December 2, 2017 at 4:36 pm)Brian37 Wrote: 45 walks into a bar, bartender says, "Get the fuck out!"

I don't get it.
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RE: joke time
December 3, 2017 at 12:14 am
(December 2, 2017 at 11:06 pm)chimp3 Wrote: A baby seal walks into a club.....

And says, "Mommie, what are you doing here with that penguin! The mother replies, "It's not so black and white!"
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RE: joke time
December 3, 2017 at 9:34 am
(December 2, 2017 at 11:06 pm)chimp3 Wrote: A baby seal walks into a club.....

LOL that's wrong...... Big Grin
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RE: joke time
December 3, 2017 at 10:24 am
(December 3, 2017 at 9:34 am)Brian37 Wrote:
(December 2, 2017 at 11:06 pm)chimp3 Wrote: A baby seal walks into a club.....

LOL that's wrong...... Big Grin
Disclaimer: No actual seals were harmed in the telling of this joke.
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December 3, 2017 at 10:27 am
(December 2, 2017 at 11:26 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote:
(December 2, 2017 at 4:36 pm)Brian37 Wrote: 45 walks into a bar, bartender says, "Get the fuck out!"

I don't get it.
It is a spoof of "A guy walks into a bar" jokes. I was simply simplifying how the sane feel about the Orange jackass.
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RE: joke time
December 3, 2017 at 2:28 pm (This post was last modified: December 3, 2017 at 2:35 pm by purplepurpose.)
"blondie7 years ago
Those who live through Armageddon into the "new world" can have sex with their marriage partners. There will be marriage between any single people in this group and/or any children they have when they reach adult age.
Resurrected people on earth or heaven will neither get married nor have sex.
WTS official line".

" A Brief Description of the Question: 
Does Sexual Life exist in Paradise of Islam?

The Answer: 
Beyond doubt, along with every enjoyment in Jannah (Paradise), sexual intercourse exists, too. The verses that mention spouses and Houris have thus referred to such pleasures."
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RE: joke time
December 3, 2017 at 10:29 pm
Warning ! Blonde joke ahead!

2 blonde identical twins were sitting on sofas across the room from each other.
Twin #1 : Come over here!
Twin #2 : I am over there!
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RE: joke time
December 3, 2017 at 10:37 pm
One blonde joke opens the flood gates to many more.

A blonde woman is driving down the road in her Volkswagen beetle, when she sees another blonde broken down on the side of the road, also with a Volkswagen beetle.

"What's the matter?", asks our heroine after she pulls up to give assistance.

The other blonde, obviously distressed, leads her to the front of the cars and opens the bonnet (hood, for you weird Americans), "My car stopped suddenly, and when I went to check the engine, it was gone!"

Our heroine smiles and pats the other blonde on the shoulder reassuringly, "You're in luck," she says, smiling, "I have a spare engine in the boot! (trunk, to you weird Americans).

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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: joke time
December 3, 2017 at 10:49 pm (This post was last modified: December 3, 2017 at 10:50 pm by Cyberman.)
The Whippet Inn recently took on a new manager, despite many applicants being scared away by virtue of its being one of the country's most haunted pubs. On his first shift, he was warned about the ghosts, the most prominent of which took the form of a spectral cat looking for its missing tail.

Sure enough, on the stroke of one AM, the ghostly feline apparition materialised on the bar and proceeded to wail. "Give me my taaail!" it cried.

Quick as a flash, the manager said, "Sorry, we're not allowed to retail spirits after midnight."
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