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#2441
RE: joke time
January 15, 2018 at 8:17 am
My girlfriend used to date a clown. So I had some large shoes to fill.
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#2442
RE: joke time
January 15, 2018 at 8:18 am
(January 15, 2018 at 8:17 am)Cod Wrote: My girlfriend used to date a clown. So I had some large shoes to fill.

Wait, so your girlfriend is one of 45's x wives?
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#2443
RE: joke time
January 15, 2018 at 8:32 am
What's the difference between a Christian woman and a Muslim woman???

A Christian woman gets stoned before committing adultery.
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#2444
RE: joke time
January 15, 2018 at 8:56 am
(January 14, 2018 at 11:37 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(January 8, 2018 at 10:55 am)KittyAnn Wrote: sometimes it's funny here, huh? Big Grin
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Behind every successful woman there's a man checking out her arse.
...and her phone
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#2445
RE: joke time
January 15, 2018 at 10:05 am
(January 15, 2018 at 8:32 am)Cod Wrote: What's the difference between a Christian woman and a Muslim woman???

A Christian woman gets stoned before committing adultery.

The only reason Christian women don't get literally stoned today is because of over two centuries of western secular law. Just staying.
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#2446
RE: joke time
January 15, 2018 at 7:42 pm
How is sex like an Arizona rain storm?

Looks promising. Lasts about a minute. Leaves a little wet spot behind.
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#2447
RE: joke time
January 15, 2018 at 9:07 pm
(January 15, 2018 at 7:42 pm)chimp3 Wrote: How is sex like an Arizona rain storm?

Looks promising. Lasts about a minute. Leaves a little wet spot behind.

Sounds like a rainstorm in Idaho. Three drops of rain, and the wind blows about it for three days.
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#2448
RE: joke time
January 17, 2018 at 12:24 am
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,
wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still
heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical
procedure A young student nurse appears to give him a
partial sponge bath,
Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my
testicles black?' 
   
  Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I  don't
  know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and
  feet.'
   
  He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse,  are my testicles
  black?' 
  Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry
  about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment
  and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
   
  She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and
  his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them
  around. 
  Then, she takes a close look and says,  'There's
  nothing wrong with them, Sir !!'
  The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and
  says very slowly,
   
  'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen
  very, very closely......
   
 a r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?
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#2449
RE: joke time
January 17, 2018 at 1:34 am
I'm never going back to our local zoo again!
There was only one animal in the whole zoo and it was a dog.

It was a shit zoo!
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#2450
RE: joke time
January 17, 2018 at 9:23 am
KNOCK KNOCK
Who's there?
Atch
Atch who?
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The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

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