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RE: joke time
January 17, 2018 at 12:27 pm
(January 17, 2018 at 1:34 am)ignoramus Wrote: I'm never going back to our local zoo again!
There was only one animal in the whole zoo and it was a dog.

It was a shit zoo!

So you got a tour in the White House this year?
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RE: joke time
January 18, 2018 at 7:06 pm
Why do gay men like building treehouses?


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RE: joke time
January 18, 2018 at 7:17 pm
Why does a car full of lesbians go faster than a car full of gay men?




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RE: joke time
January 19, 2018 at 4:23 am
Two snowmen are talking together, one says to the other "Can you smell carrots."
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RE: joke time
January 19, 2018 at 5:08 am
(shamelessly stolen from Stephen Colbert)

How many Donald Trumps does it take to screw in a lightbulb?




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RE: joke time
January 19, 2018 at 2:29 pm
(January 19, 2018 at 4:23 am)Cod Wrote: Two snowmen are talking together, one says to the other "Can you smell carrots."

No, said the other. And I can't see coal either.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

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RE: joke time
January 19, 2018 at 11:13 pm
Why was six afraid of seven? 


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RE: joke time
January 20, 2018 at 1:50 am (This post was last modified: January 20, 2018 at 1:51 am by ignoramus.)
I like these alternate antijokes Jood ...

Why did the chicken cross the road?


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RE: joke time
January 20, 2018 at 4:51 am
(January 20, 2018 at 1:50 am)ignoramus Wrote: I like these alternate antijokes Jood ...

Why did the chicken cross the road?



I dream of the day when decent, hard-working, tax paying chickens will be able to cross the road without having their motives questioned.

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RE: joke time
January 20, 2018 at 5:24 am
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