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Why do gay men like building treehouses?
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
Why does a car full of lesbians go faster than a car full of gay men?
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Two snowmen are talking together, one says to the other "Can you smell carrots."
(shamelessly stolen from Stephen Colbert)
How many Donald Trumps does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(January 19, 2018 at 4:23 am)Cod Wrote: Two snowmen are talking together, one says to the other "Can you smell carrots." No, said the other. And I can't see coal either.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers. Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. --Voltaire Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
RE: joke time
January 20, 2018 at 1:50 am
(This post was last modified: January 20, 2018 at 1:51 am by ignoramus.)
I like these alternate antijokes Jood ...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. (January 20, 2018 at 1:50 am)ignoramus Wrote: I like these alternate antijokes Jood ... I dream of the day when decent, hard-working, tax paying chickens will be able to cross the road without having their motives questioned. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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