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I just realized how funny it sounds in NFL announcing plays "He broke one" sounds. No wonder he ran all the way. I mean, who wants to tackle a guy who just "broke one."
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When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive..... It's a good thing that my older brother told me about it.
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In my entire time of online debate, I have never run into a plaid or paisley herring. Why do communists think they have a patent on herrings?
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Husband: "I've just bought us a supply of Olympian Gold for the weekend!"

Wife: "Why didn't you buy silver so you come second for once?"

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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A poignant and not very funny philosophical joke.

An Imam, a Rabbi and an Ethiopian child pass away and find themselves in front of God.

They stands there in awe. The Imam reluctantly speaks first.
Great God, I humbly stand before you as no-one in your presence.

The Rabbi then speaks:
Oh Great one, I too stand before you as no-one in your presence.

The young child says:
I was born a nobody, lived a short life and died a nobody. God, I have nothing to offer you.

The Imam looks at the Rabbi and mumbles: Who in the hell does that kid think he is upstaging us like that!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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An oxymoron walked into a bar.  The silence was deafening.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(January 28, 2019 at 1:22 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: An oxymoron walked into a bar.  The silence was deafening.

Boru

A moron walked into the White House, true story.

Point of fact, our planet is bipolar. What? It has two poles.
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Hear about the depressed Eskimo?  He was eaten by a bipolar bear.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(January 28, 2019 at 2:28 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Hear about the depressed Eskimo?  He was eaten by a bipolar bear.

Boru

LOVE IT!
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A pedophile, a racist, a rapist, an adulterer, a liar, a conman, a cheat, and I assume, some good people, walk into a bar.

"Great," says the bartender. "It's the Republican National Convention."
"Tradition" is just a word people use to make themselves feel better about being an asshole.
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