I just realized how funny it sounds in NFL announcing plays "He broke one" sounds. No wonder he ran all the way. I mean, who wants to tackle a guy who just "broke one."
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joke time
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When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive..... It's a good thing that my older brother told me about it.
In my entire time of online debate, I have never run into a plaid or paisley herring. Why do communists think they have a patent on herrings?
Husband: "I've just bought us a supply of Olympian Gold for the weekend!"
Wife: "Why didn't you buy silver so you come second for once?" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
A poignant and not very funny philosophical joke.
An Imam, a Rabbi and an Ethiopian child pass away and find themselves in front of God. They stands there in awe. The Imam reluctantly speaks first. Great God, I humbly stand before you as no-one in your presence. The Rabbi then speaks: Oh Great one, I too stand before you as no-one in your presence. The young child says: I was born a nobody, lived a short life and died a nobody. God, I have nothing to offer you. The Imam looks at the Rabbi and mumbles: Who in the hell does that kid think he is upstaging us like that!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. 
An oxymoron walked into a bar. The silence was deafening.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
RE: joke time
January 28, 2019 at 1:29 pm
(This post was last modified: January 28, 2019 at 1:59 pm by Brian37.)
Hear about the depressed Eskimo? He was eaten by a bipolar bear.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
A pedophile, a racist, a rapist, an adulterer, a liar, a conman, a cheat, and I assume, some good people, walk into a bar.
"Great," says the bartender. "It's the Republican National Convention."
"Tradition" is just a word people use to make themselves feel better about being an asshole.
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