I just realized how funny it sounds in NFL announcing plays "He broke one" sounds. No wonder he ran all the way. I mean, who wants to tackle a guy who just "broke one."
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joke time
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When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive..... It's a good thing that my older brother told me about it.
In my entire time of online debate, I have never run into a plaid or paisley herring. Why do communists think they have a patent on herrings?
Husband: "I've just bought us a supply of Olympian Gold for the weekend!"
Wife: "Why didn't you buy silver so you come second for once?"
Dying to live, living to die.
A poignant and not very funny philosophical joke.
An Imam, a Rabbi and an Ethiopian child pass away and find themselves in front of God. They stands there in awe. The Imam reluctantly speaks first. Great God, I humbly stand before you as no-one in your presence. The Rabbi then speaks: Oh Great one, I too stand before you as no-one in your presence. The young child says: I was born a nobody, lived a short life and died a nobody. God, I have nothing to offer you. The Imam looks at the Rabbi and mumbles: Who in the hell does that kid think he is upstaging us like that!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. 
An oxymoron walked into a bar. The silence was deafening.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
RE: joke time
January 28, 2019 at 1:29 pm
(This post was last modified: January 28, 2019 at 1:59 pm by Brian37.)
Hear about the depressed Eskimo? He was eaten by a bipolar bear.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
A pedophile, a racist, a rapist, an adulterer, a liar, a conman, a cheat, and I assume, some good people, walk into a bar.
"Great," says the bartender. "It's the Republican National Convention."
"Tradition" is just a word people use to make themselves feel better about being an asshole.
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