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RE: joke time
August 14, 2019 at 2:40 am
I masturbate with soap, just thought I'd come clean.

How many puppies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.




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RE: joke time
August 14, 2019 at 8:13 am
What's the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truckload of dead puppies?



You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.



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RE: joke time
August 14, 2019 at 8:42 am
Old McTurtleman had a check
Took it from the NRA
And on the Hill he had no spine
Sucks their dick all day.

With a choke choke here
And a gag gag there
Jizz all over his face
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RE: joke time
August 14, 2019 at 8:54 am
(August 14, 2019 at 8:42 am)Brian37 Wrote: Old McTurtleman had a check
Took it from the NRA
And on the Hill he had no spine
Sucks their dick all day.

With a choke choke here
And a gag gag there
Jizz all over his face

I never heard that joining the NRA was so much fun.....

Who knew?
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RE: joke time
August 14, 2019 at 10:14 am
The day after his 18th birthday a guy arrives at school with a big smile on his face. His friend approaches him and says "You look really happy." "I am really happy," says the first guy. "Why's that?" asks the second. "Last night I lost my virginity!" "Bullshit!" says the second guy. "I don't believe you." "Just ask your sister!" says the first guy.

"But I don't have a sister!" says the second guy.

"You might in 9 months."
"Tradition" is just a word people use to make themselves feel better about being an asshole.
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RE: joke time
August 14, 2019 at 10:16 am
Trump's version of the poem, "Give me your wallet."
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RE: joke time
August 15, 2019 at 2:57 pm
I once OD'd on Viagra.  Hardest day of my life.

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RE: joke time
August 15, 2019 at 3:03 pm
(August 15, 2019 at 2:57 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I once OD'd on Viagra.  Hardest day of my life.

Boru

HA HA HA, but look at it this way, if you had died, it would have given you an eternal boner.
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RE: joke time
August 15, 2019 at 3:04 pm
(August 15, 2019 at 3:03 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(August 15, 2019 at 2:57 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I once OD'd on Viagra.  Hardest day of my life.

Boru

HA HA HA, but look at it this way, if you had died, it would have given you an eternal boner.

Stick to bad poetry and not understanding geopolitics.  You have no place in a joke thread.

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RE: joke time
August 15, 2019 at 3:10 pm
(August 15, 2019 at 3:04 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(August 15, 2019 at 3:03 pm)Brian37 Wrote: HA HA HA, but look at it this way, if you had died, it would have given you an eternal boner.

Stick to bad poetry and not understanding geopolitics.  You have no place in a joke thread.

Boru

You still don't get it, which poem?  You still stupidly want me to admit every single poem I have written in my life sucks. Not taking the bait. 

Which is funny, because I responded to your joke because I liked it. 

Seriously dude, get your GPS fixed, because the road to giving a fuck isn't here.
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