joke time

[onlinebiker]

The poem that gagged a Vogon...

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Stick to bad poetry and not understanding geopolitics.  You have no place in a joke thread.

Boru

You still don't get it, which poem?  You still stupidly want me to admit every single poem I have written in my life sucks. Not taking the bait. 

Which is funny, because I responded to your joke because I liked it. 

Seriously dude, get your GPS fixed, because the road to giving a fuck isn't here.

No, I don't want you to admit anything of the sort.

You liking my joke has nothing to do with me not liking your poems.

You've used that GPS joke before, and it wasn't funny then, either.

Boru

[Jackie]

You still don't get it, which poem?  You still stupidly want me to admit every single poem I have written in my life sucks. Not taking the bait. 

Which is funny, because I responded to your joke because I liked it. 

Seriously dude, get your GPS fixed, because the road to giving a fuck isn't here.

No, I don't want you to admit anything of the sort.

You liking my joke has nothing to do with me not liking your poems.

You've used that GPS joke before, and it wasn't funny then, either.

Boru

Because it was right, not because all my poems suck.'

It really isn't a joke to tell you your GPS is broken. IT FUCKING IS.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

No, I don't want you to admit anything of the sort.

You liking my joke has nothing to do with me not liking your poems.

You've used that GPS joke before, and it wasn't funny then, either.

Boru

Because it was right, not because all my poems suck.'

It really isn't a joke to tell you your GPS is broken. IT FUCKING IS.

You may be correct - maybe all of your poems don't suck.  Maybe none of them do.  Maybe you're the greatest poet since Ovid.  I'm not qualified to make that judgement.  Why can't you get it through your head that my not liking your poems isn't a reflection on your poetry, it's an expression of my personal taste?

I don't really have any use for a GPS.  I mean, there's one built into my phone, but I don't take the phone with me when I go out.

Boru

[Jackie]

Because it was right, not because all my poems suck.'

It really isn't a joke to tell you your GPS is broken. IT FUCKING IS.

You may be correct - maybe all of your poems don't suck.  Maybe none of them do.  Maybe you're the greatest poet since Ovid.  I'm not qualified to make that judgement.  Why can't you get it through your head that my not liking your poems isn't a reflection on your poetry, it's an expression of my personal taste?

I don't really have any use for a GPS.  I mean, there's one built into my phone, but I don't take the phone with me when I go out.

Boru

Fuck you are as dense as any fundy I have ever faced....

I never and will NEVER claim that I am the best poet in the world. I would also give one fuck less if you claimed I was a Voleron Poet from Hitch Hiker's Guide t the Galaxy.

Some of my poems DO suck. But having written for over 30 years I wont have you claim all of them suck. 

Tell me which one you do not like, then we can argue.

[onlinebiker]

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Your poetry sucks.
So does being you.

[Jackie]

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Your poetry sucks.
So does being you.

Hickory dickory dock
You suck the NRA'S cock
As you said with a grin
With a 38 to your chin
Pulling the trigger hits the spot

Please don't try that at home.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

You may be correct - maybe all of your poems don't suck.  Maybe none of them do.  Maybe you're the greatest poet since Ovid.  I'm not qualified to make that judgement.  Why can't you get it through your head that my not liking your poems isn't a reflection on your poetry, it's an expression of my personal taste?

I don't really have any use for a GPS.  I mean, there's one built into my phone, but I don't take the phone with me when I go out.

Boru

Fuck you are as dense as any fundy I have ever faced....

I never and will NEVER claim that I am the best poet in the world. I would also give one fuck less if you claimed I was a Voleron Poet from Hitch Hiker's Guide t the Galaxy.

Some of my poems DO suck. But having written for over 30 years I wont have you claim all of them suck. 

Tell me which one you do not like, then we can argue.

First off, show me where I ever claimed ALL of your poems suck.  I don't care for them but that doesn't mean they suck.

Secondly, it's nice that we can agree that you aren't the best poet in the world.

Thirdly, it's 'Vogon', not 'Voleron'.

Fourth and lastly, I don't like ANY of your poems.  There's nothing to argue about, it's a matter of personal taste.  I don't like unrhymed, unmetered poetry.  This doesn't mean that poems without rhyme or meter are bad in some grand, existential sense, it means I don't care for them.

Boru

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Your poetry sucks.
So does being you.

Hickory dickory dock
You suck the NRA'S cock
As you said with a grin
With a 38 to your chin
Pulling the trigger hits the spot

Please don't try that at home.

That was out of line, Brian.  I think you owe OLB an apology.

Boru

[onlinebiker]

Don' t want or need the snotty basement dweller' s appology.

It's the sort of thing you can expect from his ilk.