joke time

[ignoramus]

[The Valkyrie]

Kiss it with my boot.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I'll try again.

10 Most Aggressive Dog Breeds:

10.  Aggression
9.  Is
8.  Not
7.  Bred
6.  It
5.  Is
4.  A
3.  Learned
2.  Behaviour
1.  Chihuahua

Boru

I disagree. While abuse will always lead a dog to be more aggressive breeding can do the same thing.

You can also raise a tiger or lion from a cub, and as a zoo keeper it will be gentile with you AS LONG AS YOU FEED IT.


Some species of dogs are still physically stronger and even with small dogs, depending on personality, even if you don't abuse them, can be protective of humans they consider to be family. Dogs still require constant attention when they are dealing with those outside their family when they are of powerful size.

I think this is way too much of an oversimplification of nature vs nurture. 

You can breed a dog to be more aggressive even without abusing it, just like killer bees arose out of someone trying to breed a bee that could make more honey.

The best that can be said about any large powerful dog is it still depends on the individual personality of that dog regardless if you abuse it or not.

It is not nature vs nurture, but BOTH.

Let's try to keep this thread jokey, Mister Jokey McJokeface.

Boru

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

If you walked down the streets in any town, you'll be flat out finding a chicken at all, let alone see one trying to cross the road.
But even if you did, what makes you think you know what it's reasons are for crossing the road?
And that's without even going into the breed of the chicken because some breeds cross roads for different reasons.
Why pick on chickens?
I've seen pigeons, doves and magpies cross the road and nobody ever inquires as to their destination.

'I believe chickens should be able to cross roads without having their motives questioned.' - Plato

Boru

[onlinebiker]

Why did the chicken cross the road?


Because we wanted to eat our KFC in the park.....

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

A young woman is on trial for beating her husband with his own guitars.  The judge asks her, 'First offender?'  She answers, 'No, sir.  First a Gibson, then a Fender.'

Boru

[The Valkyrie]

Why did the pervert cross the road?

Because his dick was stuck in the chicken.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Why did the pervert cross the road?

Because his dick was stuck in the chicken.

Sorry, what's the 'pervert' part of the joke?  *cluck*

Boru

[The Valkyrie]

Why did the pervert cross the road?

Because his dick was stuck in the chicken.

Sorry, what's the 'pervert' part of the joke?  *cluck*

Boru

Must be one of those weird foreign things I’m always hearing about...

[onlinebiker]

Then there was the flasher who was considering retiring - but decided to stick it out for another year.....