Then there was the flasher who was considering retiring - but decided to stick it out for another year.....
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I've had it with the Moody Blues. All these years, and they STILL haven't told us what the Knights In White sat in.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
  (August 24, 2019 at 6:01 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I've had it with the Moody Blues. All these years, and they STILL haven't told us what the Knights In White sat in. I don't know, because they never reached the end...
Disappointing theists since 1968!
[during sex]
Her: I want you to hurt me. Me: You sister is more successful than you are. Her: Wait... Me: I'm not wild about your new haircut. Her: Stop. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
First windmill: What kind of music do you like?
Second windmill: Oh, I'm just a heavy metal fan.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers. Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. --Voltaire Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.  RE: joke time
September 4, 2019 at 4:15 pm
(This post was last modified: September 4, 2019 at 4:16 pm by onlinebiker.)
An Eskimo rode his snowmobile up to his neighbor - who was along the trail working on his broken down snowmobile.
He watched for a moment - and surmised what his neighbor was fixing. "Blew a seal, huh?" "Naw" he replied - "That's just frost in my beard". 
A fed-ex van pulled up at the lights. The driver was bald, had a long beard and was drinking a Starbucks coffee.
Bloody shipsters!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Next month, a library in Chicago is due to hold an event called 'Gay Is Good'. The event is expected to be unpopular with Trump supporters because it's being held in a library.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
Now that we know gay is good, we can stop looking for a cure.
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