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Not a lot of blokes realize it, but women have a very subtle code they use when they're absolutely about to have sex with you. Keep it to yourself, but it's:
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I’ve known thousands of women in the biblical sense.
And by ‘biblical sense’ I mean ‘made-up women who never really existed.’
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RE: joke time
April 10, 2020 at 5:58 pm
(April 10, 2020 at 5:55 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I’ve known thousands of women in the biblical sense.
And by ‘biblical sense’ I mean ‘made-up women who never really existed.’
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RE: joke time
April 10, 2020 at 6:59 pm
If my grandmother knew how much I spent on her funeral, she’d be spinning in her ditch.
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April 11, 2020 at 4:41 am
I cried the first time I made love to a woman. It may have been the physical release, it may have been the emotional connection...
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RE: joke time
April 11, 2020 at 7:29 pm
I once told a joke to a dwarf, but it went over his head.
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April 11, 2020 at 10:54 pm
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April 12, 2020 at 3:31 pm
My gran used to knit me jumpers every Christmas, and they were dreadful. One year, she made me this burgundy monstrosity - sleeves different lengths, collar crooked, bit of yarn unraveling here and there. But the worst bit was, she had embroidered it across the front with the words ‘FOREIGNERS GO HOME’.
I hated to hurt her feelings, but this was over the line. I told her, ‘Gran, I can’t wear this...
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I was going to donate a kidney, but I changed my mind because the people at the hospital were asking all sorts of stupid questions, like, ‘Where did you get this?’ and ‘Why are your hands all bloody?’
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RE: joke time
April 13, 2020 at 8:57 pm
(April 13, 2020 at 8:53 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I was going to donate a kidney, but I changed my mind because the people at the hospital were asking all sorts of stupid questions, like, ‘Where did you get this?’ and ‘Why are your hands all bloody?’
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