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#3701
RE: joke time
April 25, 2020 at 7:57 pm
Well, it's Sunday afternoon here in a few minutes, so I'm off to church.

I'll pray for you all.

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#3702
RE: joke time
April 25, 2020 at 10:45 pm
Did you hear about the blond coyote?





She chewed off three legs, and was still stuck in the trap.
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#3703
RE: joke time
April 25, 2020 at 10:58 pm
(April 25, 2020 at 10:45 pm)no one Wrote: Did you hear about the blond coyote?





She chewed off three legs, and was still stuck in the trap.

That's one mean-ass joke.   Hehe
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#3704
RE: joke time
April 26, 2020 at 2:42 am
It's only quarantine if it happens in the Quarantine region of France.

For the rest of us it's "sparkling isolation".

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#3705
RE: joke time
April 26, 2020 at 6:48 pm (This post was last modified: April 26, 2020 at 6:50 pm by A. Secular Human.)
(April 25, 2020 at 7:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Well, it's Sunday afternoon here in a few minutes, so I'm off to church.

I'll pray for you all.

Would that be Christchurch?

...and you misspelled "prey".
(April 26, 2020 at 2:42 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: It's only quarantine if it happens in the Quarantine region of France.

For the rest of us it's "sparkling isolation".

That's fucking awesome!  I'm going to steal it!
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#3706
RE: joke time
April 26, 2020 at 7:46 pm
I’ve come up with what I think is the perfect collective noun for paedophile priests:




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#3707
RE: joke time
April 26, 2020 at 7:53 pm
(April 26, 2020 at 7:46 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I’ve come up with what I think is the perfect collective noun for paedophile priests:




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"A vatican of paedophiles"

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RE: joke time
April 26, 2020 at 7:54 pm
(April 26, 2020 at 6:48 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(April 25, 2020 at 7:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Well, it's Sunday afternoon here in a few minutes, so I'm off to church.

I'll pray for you all.

Would that be Christchurch?

...and you misspelled "prey".
(April 26, 2020 at 2:42 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: It's only quarantine if it happens in the Quarantine region of France.

For the rest of us it's "sparkling isolation".

That's fucking awesome!  I'm going to steal it!

No probs.

I nicked it anyway.

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#3709
RE: joke time
April 26, 2020 at 7:58 pm
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#3710
RE: joke time
April 27, 2020 at 3:43 am
(April 26, 2020 at 7:53 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 26, 2020 at 7:46 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I’ve come up with what I think is the perfect collective noun for paedophile priests:




Boru

"A vatican of paedophiles"

Genius. Although it would be funnier if it wasn't true.
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